On the first day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘My hair is all knotty!’

On the second day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my hair is all knotty.’

On the third day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my hair is all knotty.’

On the fourth day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘I’m freezing my butt off.’
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my hair is still knotty!’

On the fifth day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘I hate the daaaark!’
‘I’m freezing my butt off.’
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my hair is STILL knotty!’

On the sixth day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘I killed a cave troll.’
‘I hate the daaaark!’
‘I’m freezing my butt off.’
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my d*** hair is all knotty!’

On the seventh day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘Galadriel is hot.’
‘I killed a cave troll.’
‘I hate the daaaark!’
‘I’m freezing my butt off.’
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my hair is STILL knotty!’

On the eighth day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘Mortals are weak.’
‘Galadriel is hot.’
‘I killed a cave troll.’
‘I hate the daaaark!’
‘I’m freezing my butt off.’
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my hair is extremly knotty.’

On the ninth day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘I have to go potty.’
‘Mortals are weak.’
‘Galadriel is hot.’
‘I killed a cave troll.’
‘I hate the daaaark!’
‘I’m freezing my butt off.’
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my hair is EXTREMLY knotty!’

On the tenth day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘I’m the better oarsmen.’
‘I have to go potty.’
‘Mortals are weak.’
‘Galadriel is hot.’
‘I killed a cave troll.’
‘I hate the daaaark!’
‘I’m freezing my butt off.’
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my is still EXTREMLY knotty!’

On the eleventh day of traveling, Legolas said to me
‘I like killing orcs.’
‘I’m the better oarsmen.’
‘I have to go potty.’
‘Mortals are weak.’
‘Galadriel is hot.’
‘I killed a cave troll.’
‘I hate the daaaark!’
‘I’m freezing my butt off.’
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my hair is STILL EXTREMLY knotty!’

On the twelfth day of traveling Legolas said to me
‘Let’s go to Rohan.’
‘I like killing orcs.’
‘I’m the better oarsmen.’
‘I have to go potty.’
‘Mortals are weak.’
‘Galadriel is hot.’
‘I killed a cave troll.’
‘I hate the daaaark!’
‘I’m freezing my butt off.’
‘I’m hotter than Gimli.’
‘I’m really tired.’
‘And my hair is no longer knotty!’