On the twenty-second of September, my uncle gave to me
A Ring that is evil and creepy

On the twenty-second of September, my uncle gave to me
Two dark towers
And a Ring that is evil and creepy

On the twenty-second of September, my uncle gave to me
Three Elvish rings
Two dark towers
And a Ring that is evil and creepy

On the twenty-second of September, my uncle gave to me
Four wayward hobbits (counting me)
Three Elvish rings
Two dark towers
And a Ring that is evil and creepy

On the twenty-second of September, my uncle gave to me
Five near death experiances*
Four wayward hobbits (counting me)
Three Elvish rings
Two dark towers
And a Ring that is evil and creepy

On the twenty-second of September, my uncle gave to me
Six thousand orcs a-fighting
Five near death experiances*
Four wayward hobbits (counting me)
Three Elvish rings
Two dark towers
And a Ring that is evil and creepy

On the twenty-second of September, my uncle gave to me
Seven palantiri
Six thousand orcs a-fighting
Five near death experiances*
Four wayward hobbits (counting me)
Three Elvish rings
Two dark towers
And a Ring that is evil and creepy

On the twenty-second of September, my uncle gave to me
Eight companions questing (I was the ninth)
Seven palantiri
Six thousand orcs a-fighting
Five near death experiances*
Four wayward hobbits (counting me)
Three Elvish rings
Two dark towers
And a Ring that is evil and creepy

On the twenty-second of September, my uncle gave to me
Nine Nazgul hunting (me!)
Eight companions questing (I was the ninth)
Seven palantiri
Six thousand orcs a-fighting
Five near death experiances*
Four wayward hobbits (counting me)
Three Elvish rings
Two dark towers
And a Ring that is evil and creepy

*Weathertop, the Fords, Moria, Shelob’s Lair, and Mt. Doom