By Imthoennes
Parody of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" by Unknown

Twinkle, twinkle elven vile.
Given to Frodo by Galadriel.
Sam used it to keep Shelob at bay
When Frodo was being kept as prey.
Twinkle, twinkle elven vile.
Given to Frodo by Galadriel.

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