Come on babe
Why don’t we take the ship?
To Valinor

I’m gonna shove off shore
And take my last trip
To Valinor

Launch the boat
I know a whoopee dock
Where the elves are old
But the Eldar flock

Forget Mandos Hall
For when the sea doth call
To Val-
-i-
-nor

Skidoo!

In Valinor

Hotcha!

Whoopee!

In Valinor

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Plait your hair
And wear your buckle boots
To Valinor

I hear it’s the place
Where we have our roots
In Valinor

Hold on, hon
We’re gonna hobbit hug
I bought some miruvor
Down at Imladris Drug
In case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
In Val – i –

-nor

There ain’t much time
Before we go my friend

To Valinor

The time of the elves
Is coming to an end

To Valinor

Come on, babe
We’re gonna cross the sea
I bet you Smaug the Dragon
Never flew so free
‘Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
To Val-
-i-
-nor?

Oh, you’re gonna see it’s the undying land

In Valinor

Oh, you’ll see it really is quite grand

In Valinor

It’s been great on Arda
But, I’ll go, by Varda
If the sea calls unto me
To Val
-i-
-nor

Val-i-nor
Come on, babe
Why don’t we take the ship?
To Valinor

Oh, you’re gonna see it’s the undying land
In Valinor

I’m gonna shove off shore
And take my last trip
In Valinor

Oh, you’ll see it really is quite grand
In Valinor

Launch the boat
I know a whoopee dock
Where the elves are old
But the eldar flock
Forget Mandos Hall
For when the sea doth call
To Valinor

It’s been great on Arda
But, I’ll go, by Varda
If the sea calls unto me
To Valinor

No, I’m no one’s elf!
But, Oh, I love myself!
And Val-I-nor!

Valinor!