By Elwen_Ranmir
Parody of "We Three Kings" by Unknown

We three travelers
Of different kinds are,
Elf, Man and Dwarf,
We’ve traveled far.
‘Cross fields and fountains,
Oe’er moors and mountains,
Tracking our hobbit friends.

(Chorus)
O leaf of Lorien point the way,
Dropped by Pippin the day,
Gimli complains while Legolas sights them,
Aragorn leads the way.

They resolve to give a great chase,
But Gimli thinks
All the running is base
The Elf and Man
Don’t understand,
They could run all day.

(Repeat chorus)

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