By Ninjoo
Parody of "Into temptation" by Crowded House

‘Wearing my new dress’ by Elrond

I opened op the door
And couldn’t believe my luck
My new and purple dress
Taking away my breath
The fabric is soft and smooth
It really flows around my arm
I’m showing you how to wear
Wearing my new dress
Knowing full well the colour suits fine
Wearing my new dress

A rumour of nervous words
Will never make me betray
My new and purple dress
The price is to watch it rinse
As I turn to go
I look at it for half a second
It’s an open invitation for me to go

Wearing my new dress
Knowing full well the colour suits fine
Wearing my new dress
Tight ‘round the waist, and ‘round the arms

I can go sailing away
Right now, as long as I wear my dress
Wearing my new dress
My gorgeous purple dress

Fashion gets no sleep
In the last few days of M-E
If the fabric is cheap
I’ll rinse it according to the label
The this dress is so soft and warm!

Wearing my new dress
Knowing full well the colour suits fine
Wear it with wide open arms
No way I’ll take it off!
My dress.

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