By Melde_Baggins
Parody of "We're Going to Mars" by The Backyardagins

(Sung by the Fellowship right before they set out from Rivendell)

Fellowship: We’ll go to Mordor,
We’ll go to Mordor!
Merry: Dashing to the deep South-east,
Pippin: With no idea in the least
Both: Of what’s in Mordor!

Gandalf: I’m Gandalf the wandering wizard,
I’ll be leading the operation.
Strider: I’m Aragorn; I’ll just help them along;
I handle the ranger station.
Both: We’ll guide the Fellowship there, now,
Lead them the whole winding way!
Gandalf: And take them on safe paths to the East
I say, come on, let’s start, okay?

Fellowship: We’ll go to Mordor,
We’ll go to Mordor!
Gimli: Sneaking through Sauron’s land!
Boromir: And hiding from his outstretched hand!
Fellowship: We’ll go to Mordor!

Gandalf: It’s thousands of miles away,
But if we leave real soon:
Elrond: The Fellowship will get there someday
Just take a right at Mount. Doom!

Fellowship: We’ll go to Mordor,
We’ll go to Mordor!
Boromir: Now I’m sure: my sanity’s gone.
Elrond: Don’t stray from the path you’re on!
You’ll go to Mordor-

Fellowship: We’ll go to Mordor,
We’ll go to Mordor!

Frodo: I’m not quite sure about this plight…
Elrond: Melt the Ring and you’ll be all right!

Fellowship: We’ll go to Mordor!

Pippin: Great! Where are we going?

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