*Background- The Fellowship all clapping in time*
Buddy you’re an Elf, make an Elf noise,
Singin’ in the woods, gonna be in Valinor some day,
Beautiful face,
And Elven grace,
Shooting your arrows all over the place! Singin’

We’ll take it to Mordor! Mordor!
We’ll take it to Mordor! Mordor!

Gimli you’re a dwarf man, short man,
Living in the caves, gonna dig some mithril one day,
Long red beard,
You’re always feared,
But you’re friends with Legolas which is a bit weird! Singin’

We’ll take it to Mordor! Mordor!
We’ll take it to Mordor! Mordor!

Frodo you’re a Hobbit, curly hair,
Livin’ in Bag End, gonna destroy that bad ring some day,
With your friends from the Shire,
It’s your desire,
To take that ring and chuck it in the fire! Singin’

We’ll take it to Mordor! Mordor!
We’ll take it to Mordor! Mordor!