Whateva!

I went down the stairs to my mirror and I saw Sauron
He was all like Roar! and I’m like WHATEVA!

And than Celeborn comes up to me and is like “Woman…”
And I’m like, “Yeah, whateva!”

Then later I’m at dinner and my grandaughter is all like “Heeeey…”
And I’m like “Yeah, WHATEVA!”

Cause this is my Secret Society of WHATEVA!
And I don’t feel sorry for you, WHATEVA!
And I never will so get lost, WHATEVA!

And then its some day in the space time continuem
And I’m wearing Elrond’s purple robe
And I’m like “Whoa… WHATEVA!”

Then I kick my grandaughter out
Because she flirted with Celeborn Saying, “Love you grandpa!”
And I’m like, “Heck, WHATEVA!”

And up comes the Migrating Coconuts and I’m like, “Call me G-Factor.”
And they’re like “G-Factor!” and I’m like, “Thats cool”………..

Cause this is my Secret Society of WHATEVA!
And this is my song so don’t laugh, WHATEVA!