–Gandalf and company are off to Orthanc to see Saruman. They walk up to the bottom of the tower. Gandalf calls out in his great, commanding voice–

What’s new Saruman? Whoa whoa whoooooa
What’s new Saruman? Whoa whoa whooooooooooa

Saruman, Saruman
I’ve got entses,
They’re building fences
Around your tower.
So go and consult your palantir.

Saruman, Saruman,
My mistake,
it’s in this lake,
You and your palantir.

What’s new Saruman, whoa whoa whooooa?
What’s new Saruman, whoa whoa whoooooooa?

Saruman, Saruman,
I broke your staff,
What a laugh,
look at you!
So go wash out your colourful tie-dyed robes.

Saruman, Saruman,
We’ll leave you
You’ve lost your crew.
You and your Orthanc tower.

What’s new Saruman, whoa whoa whooooa?
What’s new Saruman, whoa whoa whoooooooa?

Saruman, Saruman,
You’re losing touch,
You’ve said too much,
it doesn’t work!
We’ll soon be riding away with our minds at peace.

Saruman, Saruman,
You can’t escape,
It’s too late,
You and your stubborn will.
You and your palantir.
You and your colourful robes.