*In the midst of a battle, Frodo looks up pitifully and starts singing*

I thought it would
Just take an afternoon
Three months have passed,
So where is Mount Doom?
We started fighting Orcs,
And Hobbits are too short,
The earth looks down on Gimli too,

And that’s about the time Gollum caught up with us,
Nobody wanted to just catch a bus,
Instead of walking for a million days,
Who the hell agreed to this,
My friends say I should not give up,
What’s the point of this?
What’s the point of this?

And later on, when I saw Sauron,
I missed my mum, and wished Bilbo had come,
But I was all alone,
The ring was round my neck,
So I put it on for just a sec…
That’s about the time I heard that
Voice again,
I wanted just to go back to Bag End,
Or maybe give this stupid ring to Sam,
Why the hell’s it up to me,
My friends say I should carry on,
Whose idea was this?
Whose idea was this?
*guitar interlude with Frodo glaring at his hobbit friends*
And that’s about the time that Gollum grabbed the ring,
Why does he really want that stupid thing?
When all I wanna do is make it go,
Away forever, burn it up,
My friends for once agreed with me,
Can I push Gollum in?
Can I push Gollum in NOW?