Frodo starts singing:

I took Sam out
Cuz Gandalf was a fright
I wore the ring
Everything was alright

We had to go through fields
And through the crops,
Then we ran into Pip & Merry,
And that’s about the time we had to go to Bree

Why are all these Nazguls chasing me?
Is Legolas a nancer in tights?
Where the hell’s this ‘fellowship’?
I said I’d destroy the ring
Where’s Mordor again? Where’s Mordor again?

Then later on, on our way there
Ran into something, with very little hair,
I said I’d slit his throat if he didn’t let go of Sam
So then he lunged out at me
And that’s about the time we put him on a string

Why did Faramir capture me?
Does Gollum have a split personality?
Where the hell’s this ‘fellowship’
I said I’d destroy the ring
Where’s Mordor again? Where’s Mordor again?

That’s when Sam took Gandalf too seriously
saying Sméagol wanted to kill me
With all those steps ahead to fall in line
Why would Sméagol do that to me?
I never wanna destroy the ring
Where’s Mordor again? Where’s Mordor again?