By Gandalfistari
Parody of "Rudoplh the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by unknown

You’ve heard of No.1 No.2 No.3 No.4 No.5 No.7 No.8 but do you recall,the most famous ringwraith of alll

Witchking the invisible ringraith
Had a invisible nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would say “Where it go?”
All of the other ringwraiths
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor witchking
Play in any ringwraith games
Then one foggy Mordor eve
Sauron came to say
“Witchking with your fell beast so right
Won’t you lead my army tonight?” Then all the ringwraiths loved him
Witchking the invisible ringwraith
You will go down in HIS-TOR-RYYYY

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