Wizard
*Sung by Gandalf*
Saruman once told me
He must join Sauron, and me
Well, he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
He was lookin’ kinda dumb
With his fingers and his thumb
Above his palantÃr in his tower
Then, his orcs start breeding and the Eye starts talkin’,
Escape on an eagle; I’m fed up with walkin’
Doesn’t he know that evil ain’t fun?
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do,
So much to see,
So what’s wrong with a good Istari?
You’ll never know if you don’t go,
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
Hey now, you’re a Wizard,
Get your staff and go fight
Hey now, you’re a Wizard,
Get your robes on- grey? white?
Not all that glitters is gold
We’re pretty strong, though we look old
It’s a cool place, but Caradhras is cooler
You’re bundled up now, wait till we get to Mordor
The Balrog we meet makes a difference,
Judging by the fact that he dragged me down with him
The road we walk is gettin’ kinda long
The weather’s getting warm, so we might as well run
Mount Doom’s on fire in Mordor
That’s how Sauron likes it and he’ll never get bored
Hey now, you’re a Wizard,
Get your staff and go fight
Hey now, you’re a Wizard,
Get your robes on- grey? white?
Not all that glitters is gold
We’re pretty strong, though we look old
Hey now, you’re a Wizard,
Get your staff and go fight
Hey now, you’re a Wizard,
Get your robes on- grey? white?
Not all that glitters is gold
We’re pretty strong, though we look old
Saruman once said,
We must join Sauron because
There can be no victory against him
I said, “When did Saruman the Wise
Abandon reason for madness?”
And then we started to duke it out…
Then, his orcs start breeding and the Eye starts talkin’,
Escape on an eagle; I’m fed up with walkin’
Doesn’t he know that evil ain’t fun?
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do,
So much to see,
So what’s wrong with a good Istari?
You’ll never know if you don’t go,
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
Hey now, you’re a Wizard,
Get your staff and go fight
Hey now, you’re a Wizard,
Get your robes on- grey? white?
Not all that glitters is gold
We’re pretty strong, though we look old
