Gandalf: You’re having a visit.
Bilbo: Um, I… know?
Gandalf: Yes, a visit. But this one has a point!
Bilbo: (Don’t they always?)
Gandalf: Which is exactly what you’ve missed!
Bilbo: Huh?
Gandalf: Oh, Bilbo, why didn’t you listen?
Bilbo: To what?

[Sung:]
Gandalf: Oh, you didn’t listen Bilbo Baggins…
Bilbo: To what? To who?
Gandalf: To what I warned you of before!
Bilbo: I don’t remember you saying–
Gandalf: I’m like those guys igored by Feanor…
Bilbo: Who’s Feanor?
Gandalf: When he was marching off to war!
Bilbo: What’s war got to do–
Gandalf: You didn’t listen, Bilbo Baggins…
Bilbo: Yes, you said that.
Gandalf: That’s why my nose is out of joint!
Bilbo: Your nose looks fine! (A bit beaky–)
Gandalf: That Ring is rotten to the deep core!
Bilbo: Hey, that can’t be true!
Gandalf: See, you really missed the point!
Bilbo: *blink blink* What point?