You tell me Samwise carries all the pots and pans
Not the one ring
Sam became a slave
A flower tending
Slave

You say you talked with Ga-la-dri-el
And she turned green
Pippin thought: second menopause
Second meno-
-pause

When your perilous posession
Starts to weigh you down
Look in Gollum’s direction
His eyes are round
Very round

(Guitar solo)

You tell me that you saved all of Middle-Earth
Now Aragorn is king
As for education in this song
Smoking pipe-weed is
Wrong