Your mean one Mr Sauron
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a porcupine
Your always making people to join you by offering a deal
Mr Sauron
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Your monster Mr Sauron
Your Heart is an empty hole
Your brain is full of evil thoughts
You’ve got evil in your sole Mr Sauron
I wouldn’t be able to touch you with a 39 and a half Foot spear

You’re a vile one Mr Sauron
You’ve got an evil in your smile
You have all the evilness in the world
Mr Sauron
Given the choice between loyalty to you or surrender i would surrender

You’re a foul one Mr Sauron
You’re a nasty wasty warrior
Your heart is full of evil
Your sole is full of evil
Mr Sauron

The 3 best words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote Evil, Evil, Evil

You’re a liar Mr Sauron
You’re the king of Evil in Middle-Earth
Your hearts nothing but a black hole Mr Sauron

Your sole is a appalling odor
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable sorcery
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up spells

You nauseate me, Mr Sauron
With a super evil
You’re a crooked jerky warrior and,
you ride a crooked horse
Mr Sauron

You’re a liar and deceitful warrior!