[vocals by Gollum]

My brain is messed up
My obsession pure
I saw a monster
Of that I’m sure
It stared at me with blue bug-eyes
As if I smelled of Mordor’s goblin – streets
But I won’t lose no sleep on those
Yuck! Those hairy feet…

You’re hideous. You’re hideous.
You’re hideous, Bagginsss!
You stole my ring, little precious thing,
And I don’t know whose neck to crack
‘Cause I’ll never have it back

Yeah, he caught my eye
As he ran to hide
He could hear from our curse it was
Drop dead goodbye
And I don’t think he’ll ever come here again
I gave him a look he could well comprehend

You’re hideous. You’re hideous.
You’re hideous, Bagginsss!
You stroked my ring, little precious thing,
And I don’t know whose neck to crack
‘Cause I’ll never have it back

You’re hideous. You’re hideous.
You’re hideous, Baggins!
[But oh well!]
I must be a schizo with a grin om my face,
When I thought up that I should be with the Ring

But it’s time to gorge on snack
I will never have it back