By Bessdithen
Parody of "You're the One that I Want" by Grease

It was our birthday
It was our present
Deagol should
Not havesss kept it
It was oursss
It was our preciousss
Oursss, it was

Grandma got mad
So we leftss her
Fledsss to the Misty Mountainsss
Atess some fishess
Atess some goblinsss
We becamess a creepy creature
It doesn’t matterss

‘Cause you’re the Preciouss we wantss
Oh oh oh, preciousss
The Preciousss we wantss
Oh oh oh, preciouss
The Preciouss we wantss
Oh oh oh
The Ring we needsss
Oh yesss indeedsss

All was well
We really likedss live
Until that
Bagginss came
He takess our Ring
Kidnapedss our Precioussss
After a riddle game

We gotss mad
So we leftss the dark
Triedss to follow mean Bagginsss
Traveleds far
To the nasty Elvess
But our preciousss still iss misssing
It’s a sad sad sssad sad thing

‘Cause you’re the preciousss we wantss
Oh oh oh preciousss
The preciouss we wantss
Oh oh oh precious
The precioussss we wantss
Oh oh oh
The Ring we needss
Oh yess indeedss
‘Cause you’re the preciousss we wantss
Oh oh oh preciousss
The preciouss we wantss
Oh oh oh precious
The precioussss we wantss
Oh oh oh
The Ring we needss
Oh yess indeedss

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