Its the 8th of Afterlithe and I’m waiting
To finally talk to a man a lot older than me
His name is Gandalf, he’s a wizard with that Glamdring
He wears a pointy hat; I’m not quite sure what it means

And when he walks, all the wind blows and the elves sing
But, he doesn’t notice me

Cause he’s watching fightin’
Beatin’ over tough guys
Listenin’ to laments
Mordor is in his eyes

It’s like a bad movie; he’s looking through me, if you were me than you’d be,
Screaming, “someone tell me,” as I fail miserably,
Trying to get the info all the bad guys want …

He likes the Good in Folks and I like Elevenses
His head is full of the info and where to nav
He said he’d like to meet and talk to Saruman
He’ll never know that I’m the best hobbit that he’ll ever have

And when he walks, all the wind blows and the elves sing
But, he’ll never notice me

Cause he’s watching fightin’
Beatin’ over tough guys
Listenin’ to some laments
Mordor is in his eyes
He likes that big ol’ grey beard
Balrog fightin’ pass
Ridin’ on Big Shadowfax

Does that pointy hat make a man?

It’s like a bad movie; he’s looking through me, if you were me than you’d be,
Screaming, “someone tell me,” as I fail miserably,
Trying to get the info all the bad guys want …

There he goes again with his hat on
And matty stuff in his hair
he broke my heart; I want to informed
All I wanted was to be told of all the scorn

Now I’m watching fightin’
Tryin’ to be a tough guy
Listenin’ to those laments
Mordor is in my eyes
I can’t grow a grey beard and I ain’t got no balrog pass
All I got’s a Ring

It’s like a bad movie; he’s looking through me, if you were me than you’d be,
Screaming, “someone tell me,” as I fail miserably,
Trying to get the info all the bad guys want …
Cause he’s got the info all the bad guys want