…Down Crazy Street ———————————————————————————————————————————— Stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid. You know, sometimes itÂ’s hard to shut your conscience up. Like right now. I think my inner-voice wants me to commit suicide….
…her face into a most unlovely expression. “Go AWAY, you stupid pooey-head!” she shrieked. “You’re not Leggy-chan; you’re just a cheap brunette rip-off.” Legolas’s backbone stiffened, and a stern look…
…short notice. I can’t just magic things up you know.” “Well, Mithrandir, actually-” The White Wizard interrupted him. “I had to import cheap Uruk-Hai made products from Isengard.” They were…
Aragorn is to reading Arwen’s diary. Boromir enters and stands gormlessly looking at the painting of Isildur and Sauron. Then he turns and sees the broken sword. He picks up…
…Winyards left. 1296–very good year, almost as old as I am, laid down by my daddy. What say we open one? Gandalf: Just soda, thanks. Bilbo: …expecting you last week…not…
…*gasp*…. tried…. to….. *pant*…… stop… them….. Saruman: What’s going on? Sam: Fish.. hit….. squad….. coming Grima: A BOMB is going to go off! (Starts screaming like a girl) (The Fish…
…Murphy’s stuff is theirs; I’m just borrowing it for my own amusement. God Bless. Murphy’s Law for Elves Part II by Arabiasil A retreating enemy is probably just falling back…
…pocket. The door opened slowly and Mr. Gandalf stepped in. He gave Mr. Bilbo a look. “I suppose you think that was terribly clever.” “Oh, come on Mr. Gandalf! I…
…taste of the draught, out of his mouth. “You’re hurt,” said Pippin, still concerned for his friend. But Merry countered, “I’m fine. It was just an act.” “An act?” questioned…
…calm before a storm. He loosened his sword in its sheath. “What are you doing?” inquired Adan. “Nad no ennas,” he whispered in reply. “Man cenich?” “Han mathon yrch. Andelu…