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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: March 11, 2018 09:22
If you mention lembas one more time, I'm going to contact Saruman, and have him deal with you.

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on: March 11, 2018 10:31
Saruman may have become a pipe-weed addict, but I doubt that he has any use for lembas with the gangrel followers he’s been gathering.
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on: March 13, 2018 10:40
Which followers would those be? Just curious.

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on: March 18, 2018 09:57
Aren't you also addicted to pipe-weed
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on: March 19, 2018 09:13
Yes wizard, aren't you also partial to that smokable plant?
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on: March 20, 2018 05:55
What to do – make a form of lembas that’s smokeable, or make lembas including pipeweed in them?
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on: March 20, 2018 07:04
I think the elf has finally lost his marbles.
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Gandolorin
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on: March 20, 2018 08:41
Now if he would just lose those dang lembas, too.
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on: March 20, 2018 01:00
I'm trying, madam, but the fool doesn't get, or refuses to get, the message.
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on: March 23, 2018 05:24
Has Galadriel been told that he’s starting to give lembas a bad name with his feverish sales pitch?
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on: March 23, 2018 08:02
That statement makes no sense because I changed my avatar. LOL

That poor cat looks so miserable.
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on: March 24, 2018 03:53
The guy in the banner really stinks at fishing!
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on: March 24, 2018 09:06
I have never tried fishing
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on: March 25, 2018 02:59
That strange Gollum creature babbled on endlessly about fish when he was my “guest”, probably the part of his babblings that confused us most.
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on: March 25, 2018 07:07
It could have had something to do with that Ring of his... I mean, of yours.
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on: March 25, 2018 08:04
Ring. Ring-formed lembas. Maybe that would be a useful marketing approach.
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on: March 26, 2018 10:09
For goodness sake elf, weren't you better off galivanting with the dwarf than lembas pedalling?
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on: March 26, 2018 10:42
Hey, I have Gimli lined up as a sales representative for Moria!
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on: March 26, 2018 11:09
By the Valar! I must have a serious conversation with that Dwarf.

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on: March 31, 2018 03:41
I'm starting to develop webbing between my toes with this annoying weather.
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on: April 02, 2018 07:37
Someone took my Wizard hat
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on: April 03, 2018 02:25
Hasn’t anybody ever told you and your four buddies that you simply look daft with those hats on?
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on: April 03, 2018 10:22
I wonder what happened to Saruman's hat
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on: April 04, 2018 01:42
Well, you know he got a bit conceited about his appearance at some point, and he just didn’t like having “hat hair”. And he didn’t go outside much after a point, either.
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on: April 04, 2018 05:52
What did I miss?
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on: April 05, 2018 05:15
Something about not going outside. Only thing that rang a bell with me, for perhaps obvious reasons!
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on: April 07, 2018 08:40
That poor cat must be fed up with the rain by now.
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on: April 07, 2018 10:09
Maybe if the green fungus in my fur grows quickly enough, some birds will decide to build a nest on me – yum, yum.
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on: April 09, 2018 08:07
I suspect that cat us up to no good, wet or not.
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on: April 09, 2018 09:16
If this rain keeps up, it won’t be long until that stream rises far enough for me to be able to swat fishes out of it without having to move from where I’m now.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: April 09, 2018 03:10
I have never tasted fish before
Gandolorin
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on: April 11, 2018 04:47
So obviously, you're not Gollum.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: April 11, 2018 07:11
How is it that Gollum never became a Wraith?
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on: April 11, 2018 08:16
No {insert Black Speech here} comment!!!
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on: April 13, 2018 12:16
Don't use Black Speech around Elrond he gets angry
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