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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: February 18, 2018 10:52
Well, I'm just glad I didn't have to make the crossing. Arriving by Swan ship was so much more civilised.

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on: February 18, 2018 08:23
I wonder if I could attach something to the bottom of my feet so I can just slide along the snow
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on: February 20, 2018 05:25
I can't believe that silly woman would be out in the snow looking for a cat. A. Cat. She would be better served looking for a coat to wear.

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on: February 22, 2018 11:27
Thanks for your thoughtfulness I am feeling rather cold
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on: February 23, 2018 03:11
Having a private volcano does have its upsides during winter.
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on: February 23, 2018 11:38
I could use my beard as a scarf
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on: February 24, 2018 02:24
Don’t you get a lot of coffee, soup and other foodstuffs stuck in your beard?
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on: February 24, 2018 03:17
I use magic to clean my beard
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on: February 25, 2018 03:57
Somehow, it doesn't surprise me that you would waste your magic on personal grooming.

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on: February 25, 2018 05:15
Right, wasting magic on a ring and then losing the latter was much better - NOT!
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on: February 25, 2018 07:56
Please don't make him angry
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on: February 26, 2018 04:16
Too late! (But for some mystifying reason I feel this strange urge to turn green with rage – very odd!)
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on: February 27, 2018 06:55
Pfft, it'll be no match for my fireworks.
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on: February 27, 2018 09:34
Could you come up with fireworks advertising my Lembas?
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on: February 27, 2018 11:04
I can't believe he's been flogging lembas for such a long time, considering his usually short attention span.

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on: February 28, 2018 02:22
Could be that he keeps forgetting that he did not manage to sell any the day before, so he starts up with fresh, if unfounded, optimism each new day.
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on: March 03, 2018 08:32
*sighs* But his expectations are totally unrealistic. Everyone has bought enough lembas to last a lifetime.

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on: March 03, 2018 09:28
Perhaps he should sell his lembas in the Shire he would make a fortune. I heard that the stomach of a Hobbit is like a bottomless pit
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on: March 04, 2018 03:33
Yeah, but who wants to eat Lembas day in day out?
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on: March 04, 2018 04:14
Eat lembas every day! Now that’s exactly what my advertising agency needs to convince the deluded foo… erm, I mean customers, is the thing to do.
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on: March 04, 2018 08:51
Are you still wittering on about that blasted waybread?
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on: March 05, 2018 03:13
Is it my fault that Galadriel only has this one blasted recipe?
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on: March 05, 2018 01:48
Someone once told me that Galadriel has a memory like a sieve
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on: March 06, 2018 04:01
I can do very well without your sarcasm, Pipe-weed junkie! You know that my armies depend on “living off the lands” that they invade. Seems that highly annoying north-Mirkwood Elf has been all too successful! Every §$%&ß@€µ location we have managed to occupy (far too few for my taste) has had nothing but those blasted lembas stored as food. You wouldn’t believe the food-allergy decimation of my armies that I have to deal with due to this sinister food-poisoning plot!
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on: March 06, 2018 06:27
Serves you right.
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on: March 06, 2018 12:58
Ha! I've managed to coerce a colleague into flogging some lembas for me.

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on: March 07, 2018 03:50
Those lembas are just totally useless as cat food!
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on: March 07, 2018 01:25
Tell me about it.

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on: March 08, 2018 07:11
Have you tried lembas on Shadowfax?
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on: March 08, 2018 10:10
What use would that be? He eats grass and hay.
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on: March 09, 2018 05:23
Every critter loves lembas! Let me try to give him some.

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on: March 09, 2018 10:31
What is this lembas bread you speak of constantly, elf? It doesn't appear appetising in the least.
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on: March 10, 2018 08:51
By the Valar! This batch of lembas has blueberries in it.

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on: March 10, 2018 12:29
Come Kitty. We're leaving this silly place. Especially if all there is to eat is that dratted bread.
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on: March 11, 2018 08:53
Grass is green, Fire is red
Nothing beats, Lembas Bread
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