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Gandolorin
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on: February 20, 2017 06:07
There is some odd truth to what the wizard says, the odor has an Elvish stink to it. Did that blasted Elf with his mind-numbing commercials hide a stash of lembas here somewhere???
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on: February 24, 2017 07:08
*%#@*, I've completely forgotten about the hobbits!
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on: February 24, 2017 08:51
Hobbits, eh? From what I've heard, if they're here, that should reduce if not eliminate the issue with possibly stashed lembas, at least.
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on: February 25, 2017 02:28
I can't believe Sam just ate six whole lembas. Legolas seems very surprised that he had such a ready buyer close to hand.
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on: February 25, 2017 07:19
This is better? I dunno ... The lembas are gone, but the stuff they were packed in is littering part of my cave - maybe a short exhalation to get rid of the stuff?
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on: February 25, 2017 09:53
Blasted dragon! Just blew lembas wrappers all over the place. Why didn't he/she just burn them?
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on: February 26, 2017 07:52
I honestly hope this old guy doesn't sail a flying ship
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on: February 27, 2017 01:30
With the loss of Smaug, I could use another dragon although one that babysits toddlers ....
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on: March 04, 2017 05:08
Has anyone ever noticed that the term "babysit" is just one missing alphabet character away from the truth??? (subtle hint: it is the eighth character of the alphabet - having negative olfactorious applications in the original sense, and far more wide-ranging negative ones when one eliminates the word "baby" ...)
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on: March 04, 2017 11:49
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I hadn't realised dragon's have such poor senses of smell.
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on: March 05, 2017 03:53
The old geezer above must have a cold or something similarly nose-stuffing if he can't follow the gist of my previous comment - now who has a poor sense of smell???

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on: March 05, 2017 04:35
Speaking of sense ... he doesn't have any.
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on: March 05, 2017 06:11
At my size, I need to keep my air intake while sniffing way down! I really don't want to think about everything I've had to remove from my nostrils (if lucky!) when I've forgotten to do that! And never mind the sneezes that the objects getting stuck where they don't belong have caused!!!
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on: March 05, 2017 06:41
If you sneeze, make sure you're facing away from me!
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on: March 08, 2017 04:52
As far as I can tell, the market for dragon-sized hankies is practically nonexistent, so is it my fault that things go flying wildly around when I have to sneeze?!?
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on: March 08, 2017 09:36
I've created a nasal spray. I hope it works so he can stop spraying me.

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on: March 08, 2017 06:12
Ahhhh Chooo!! Doesn't work call yourself a Wizard
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on: March 08, 2017 11:38
Dragons with colds! What's Arda coming to?!? Spreading contagion is just too slow and unspectacular, and unspecific as a source of fear, for my tastes compared to the direct burning down of things!
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on: March 09, 2017 12:13
Well, I'm glad we got that sorted out. NOT!

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on: March 10, 2017 04:45
Whone not on noon nose snunid Naia ane noin ne nid neir arnuin! Than nu neny nuch!!!
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on: March 10, 2017 05:57
Apparently he's lost the power of clear speech.

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on: March 12, 2017 03:16
Having Dwarves mining in your sinuses is an extremely weird sensation!!!
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on: March 16, 2017 09:04
Things are getting weirder and weirder ....
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on: March 17, 2017 03:23
The Dwarves have finally cleared all obstructions in my nose and sinuses. Not sure that was such a good thing - phew, this place does have a pungent odor which I never noticed before!
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on: March 17, 2017 09:31
The dragon still breathes so loudly I could have thumped it in the dark.
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on: March 18, 2017 08:38
Come to think of it, those Dwarves who have been up my nose all the way into my sinuses definitely don't smell like roses!
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on: March 18, 2017 11:24
I have to admit. This is the first time I've encountered a dragon with a sinus problem.
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on: March 19, 2017 05:58
"Hey buddy, know a good dentist? My left wisdom tooth has been irritating my eye of late..."
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on: March 20, 2017 01:06
grrr ... I can almost reach it.
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on: March 24, 2017 07:37
I think one of the stupid Dwarves dropped a pick-ax just before leaving. Can yo see it?
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on: March 25, 2017 06:45
Just what everyone needs a fire breathing dragon with myopia.
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Gandolorin
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on: March 25, 2017 08:15
Doofus of an Istar! I meant dropped before leaving my nose!
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on: March 25, 2017 10:05
Can you do me a favour and go and eat Lord Denethor?
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on: March 26, 2017 08:03
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the scariest of them all?"
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on: March 31, 2017 09:33
Mine, Ada, mine!

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