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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 26, 2017 09:52
Does your Daddy know your snacking well after curfew
ItarildeSirfalas
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on: November 27, 2017 07:08
Pft, I get to snack as often as I like.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 27, 2017 07:10
Would you like some of my Lembas
Gandolorin
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on: November 28, 2017 04:31
Your lembas look at most half-baked to me. Let a dragon have a go at them to crisp them up.
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on: November 28, 2017 06:26
Why must everyone encourage him? There's a reason we make him stare into the distance...
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 28, 2017 06:38
Perhaps if we are nice to him he will be nice to us
ItarildeSirfalas
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on: November 28, 2017 08:52
Who said anything about being nice to anyone?
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on: November 28, 2017 10:00
I offer this lembas bread as a peace offering.

[Edited on 11/29/2017 by Lord_Sauron]
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on: November 29, 2017 03:09
Typical Elvish offering! All of my Orcs who have tried the stuff have ended up in the infirmary with severe digestive issues!!!
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on: November 29, 2017 05:02
Well, that was quite rude. Almost as bad as when Thorin's Company stayed at Imladris.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 29, 2017 12:38
If Dwarves ever come to Mirkwood Dad will throw them in prison
ItarildeSirfalas
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on: November 30, 2017 08:10
Who cares about the threat of Dwarves, when my return is clearly imminent?

"I am he that buries his friends alive and drowns them and draws them alive again from the water."

[Edited on 11/30/2017 by ItarildeSirfalas]
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 30, 2017 09:13
What happened to my Mother? Do you know?
wolfbladequeen
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on: November 30, 2017 11:31
I should be a L'oreal advert - because I am worth it.
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on: December 01, 2017 04:25
In terms of hair coverage, I am far more competent to appear in hair-care product advertisements than is that movie-Elrond-clone above me!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 01, 2017 06:32
Welcome back wolfbladequeen

I could do my own hair care commercial
Gandolorin
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on: December 01, 2017 06:50
As far as commercials are concerned, I (and very much so many of my minions) are perfect for sun-blocking lotion commercials!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 01, 2017 08:24
I could do a commercial about healthcare for the elderly and technically so could you
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on: December 02, 2017 01:23
Point conceded, hobo. But any healthcare products suitable for us Maiar are very probably unsuitable for mortals. And the Maiar market in Middle-earth is severely limited!
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on: December 02, 2017 07:23
What do I need haircare products for? All I have to do is fight a Balrog, and poof, shiny white perfect locks.

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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 02, 2017 07:34
I could easily destroy a Balrog
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on: December 02, 2017 11:59
Whoa there, Goldilocks! Technically both recorded Elf-vs-Balrog one-on-one matchups were ties – which would not bode well for your Hröa’s health!
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on: December 03, 2017 12:32
Thank you Lord Sauron, it's been a while!

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on: December 04, 2017 12:28
I'm just going to go find Tol-in-Gaurhoth, because it's my bed time.
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on: December 04, 2017 05:24
Let’s see Xena top this outfit!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 04, 2017 11:28
Nothing is better than some robes and a pointy hat
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on: December 05, 2017 12:25
Have I ever told you how ridiculous you look in that pointy hat?
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on: December 05, 2017 12:58
Some Ainur are rather full of themselves, even though they have nothing decent to brag about.

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Gandolorin
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on: December 06, 2017 02:02
Bickering Maiar are so pathetic!
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on: December 07, 2017 01:54
If there is ever an exam in decent insults, you shall not pass
If anyone had happened to look out of a window on the east side of the palace, they might have noticed two figures in the darkness, dancing in a square bordered by living plants, out of time with the dancers inside but perfectly in time with each other.
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on: December 07, 2017 12:38
I wonder what the old geezer is talking about.

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Gandolorin
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on: December 07, 2017 02:20
I might be able to tell you, but it’s not really interesting.
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on: December 08, 2017 07:48
Everyone seems a tad slow today.

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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 08, 2017 10:17
Including you old man
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on: December 09, 2017 03:42
The ability to distinguish between “slowness” and patience is not wide-spread!
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