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this is a post where u guys can make list of wut u guys think makes up a total and complete LotR:love: fan.Have fun!:heart:

(Edit from Witch Queen:
Here is an almost complete list of what you members have so far written down )

You know you've read/seen/own too much LOTR stuff when:

1) When you start writing LotR quotes in your English essays. eg. the world is changing.
2) You accidently answer a question in French in Sindarian or Quenya
3) Your paint/wallpaper is no longer visible because of all of your posters of LotR.
4) You parents talk to you about a picture of (insert object of desire) here they found on your floor while "clearing away"
5) You lock yourself away in your room gibbering about LotR like Gollum!
6) You turn a paper in to your teacher that's in Agerthas instead of normal english.
7) you have elvish runes painted in silver on your walls.
When someone says a word you know you repeat it back to them in elvish
9) When you read other books, you make comparisons of all the main characters to LOTR characters
10) You wear cloaks around everywhere, just because you can.
11) You can't even see your mirror, all of your LOTR stuff on the dresser is blocking it.
12) For your social studys project, when you have to make a food from another culture, you make Lembas.
13) Your pet is named after a smaller character from the books, like Denethor.
14) When someone ask you where your form, you reply Gondor. Then when they ask you your name, you give them your RPG character name.
15) Whenever you see birds flying overhead, you have the urge to yell "Fly you fools!"
16) Every time you close a door you say "They have a cave troll!"
17) You call all your items "my preciousss"
1 Every time someone offers you a drink, you ask, "Does it come in pints?"
19) When you spend all your free time on CoE.
20) When your friends are talking about history class, and you refer the last Civil War battle you studied to the Battle of Helm's Deep or Lurtz's Last Battle, etc.
21) When your sisters or brothers are knocking on your bedroom door, you cry, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"
22) When you randomly shout out, "MUSHROOMS!!!" in public.
23) When you and your friends are shopping for clothes, you go straight to the scarves.
24) When you fit LOTR quotes into everyday life.
25) When you see a flock of birds you cry out "Crebain for Dunland" then you hide.
26) when you see ppl riding horse you yell "The Nine, the Nine! You shall have neither the Ring nor me!"
27) You would happily defend your favourite, fictional, character to your death
2 You scream "CREBAIN FROM DUNLAND! HIIIIIDE!" and hide under a hedge every time you see a bird
29) You baptise people (in your local pool) in the name of Peter Jackson, Peter Jackson and Peter Jackson
30) You have a shrine to your favourite cast member
31) You go about singing "Elves forever! Chuck 'em in the river! dance about! make 'em shout! HOBBITS ARE BETTER!"
32) You make a perty symbol out of your favourite cast member's name and have it perminently writen on your hand
33) You name places of your house after ME places
34) You salute every time you see/hear the name Peter Jackson, or see a picture of him, or hear him talking.
35) You'r frozen bread brakes up so it's untoastable - The first thing you do is name it Anduril and plan to reforge it later
36) You refer to all your mates as lotr characters, even the non-fans
37) You cut all your food into mushroom shapes
3 You reffer to "square" cerial bares as lembas and wrap them up in foil leaf shapes you've cut out
39) It's your birthday, instead of (example) your 14th bday, it'd be your 14thieth
40) You make an 8 foot long banner saying "Happy 14thieth birthday", suspend it from your bed and make glitery fireworks to stick onto it
41) Your so disapointed that the toy shops in your area don't do plastic swords that you make one out of cardboard and pretend to kill Boromir
42) Your absolutly petrified to go neer your window cause your convinsed strider was outside it one night (grrr, no one believes me. He was there, it was strider and he had his sword! and it was so scary!)
43) You really want to get that "hobbit feel" so you sleep on your bedroom floor instead of on your bed
44) You have a Cloak, suposidly made by the elves of that you never leave home without
45) You make paper eyebrows, a beard and a hat and go around saying "FOOL OF A TOOK!"
46) Your teacher asks you for the thousandth time not to write your name in Elvish.
47) Whenever the dreaded In-laws come over, you say
"A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Somthing draws near......I can feel it."
4 Your friends cannot pronounce your name in Elvish.
49) When people ask where your from, you say Rivindell or the Shire, or Rohan , or.............
50) When your friends tell you their crush, you say " Sam will kill you if you try anything."
51) You scribble elvish, quotes, names, etc on your hand, arm, etc.
52) Your teacher gives you a very strange look when they glance at your 'creation'.
53) You smile. And maybe laugh.
54) You shamelessly quote LOTR at any given oppurtuntity.
55) You shamelessly quote VSD's, and are v. happy when given strange looks.
56) You're not alone, don't forget that!
57) Your screen name, e-mail address, etc, has something to do with LOTR.
5 Your friends have no idea what any of it means.
59) You often don't get e-mail because "they couldn't spell it".
60) In replies to "A/s/l"'s or whatnot, you give a random Middle-Earth location.
61) And crack up hysterically at the responses.
62) You have a one ring.
63) You immediately spout off a Gollum impression the minute someone asks to see it.
64) Or, if someone asks to put it on, you say, "Never put it on, for the agents of the Dark Lord are drawn to its' power..."
65) You've seen the Animated LOTR.
66) You own it.
67) You made your friends see it.
6 Your parents are a little afraid of your obsession.
69) Sometimes you do little things just to add to their fears. (Random lines of Elvish, quotes, Gollum impersonations...)
70) You can't stop refreshing lotr.net, just to hear the different greetings.
71) You've been refreshing for hours.
72) Days.
73) You own the soundtrack to both, FotR and TTT.
74) You've listened to them too many times to count.
75) You are scared to realize the fact that you can hum every song on each album.
76) You write lists like these.
77) You enjoy them v. muchly.
7 You can relate almost too-well to them.
79) You can relate almost too-well to them, even when some are far-fetched and are made for parodies.
80) Your family is not back from an errand when you expected them. When they do arrive, you open the door, cross your arms and say "You're late", with the accent and everything.
81) You find yourself using a scottish accent when you live in Florida.
82) You see Harry Potter related media and automatically think "Grr, it's the competition!"
83) You save a document called "Mushrooms" on your computer, so that you can make a shortcut on your desktop called "Shortcut to Mushrooms".
84) When you have about 600 or more LOTR related pics saved on your computer.
85) When your computer starts up, instead of the usual "Windows" music that plays, it says: "Hello this is Orlando Bloom, welcome to Lord of the Rings .net".
86) are teaching your dogs to sit in Elvish.
87) One of your dog's name is Arwen!
8 You are constantly doing eyebrow exersices in hope that they will someday be like Elrond's.
89) Non-LotR schoolmates are always asking what your elvish name means and they cannot remember it worth beans.
90) Your parents tell guests at your house, " Do Not, we repeat DO NOT talk about LotR or you'll be hearing about it all night."
91) Your eyebrow exercises seem to be working ( to you at least )
92) When you have your own sword and pretend to kill orcs that are not there.
93) When you now have a British accent and your friends and family look at you weirdly.
94) When your sister comes to visit, you and her go out to practice with the bow and arrow.
95) You stand outside during a blizzard saying you can hear a fell voice on the air.
96) You start believing that you CAN hear a fell voice on the air.
97) You start cursing when to try to walk on top of 6 inches of snow and fail.
9 You decide that maybe you're more hobbit-like than elf-like and stat walking barefoot in the snow to see what it was like for the hobbits.
99) You only stop when you realise your feet are going blue and you can't feel them.
100) When you suddenly start talking like Pippin and can't stop.
101) When you greet people with "Mae Govannen".
102) You (and a similarly obcessed friend) can carry on a conversation comprised of only movie, book or Fanfic quotes for several minutes without "normal people" catching on.
103) You dressed up to see the movies.
104) You read the Bagender where Boromir posesses the fridge and start talking to your refridgerator.
105) You start seriously considering remodleing your room to look like Rivendell but decide against it because then you couldn't see any of your posters
106) Start laughing at something in real life that reminds you of something Lotr related and people have given up asking what you find so funny.
107) Your friends check to make sure the movies they rent do not have anyone in them who was in lotr even that guy who played "Dead Orc #6"
10 When people are surprised at your having bows, arrows, knives, etc. you say "The women of this country learned long ago that those without swords could still die upon them. I fear niether death nor pain."
109) When you get scared or worried or something you find yourself saying "Elbereth Githoniel" over and over.
110) You go around trying to talk to trees.
111) You've looked in your birdbath to try and see something.
112) You're conviced you did see something.
113) You make your own costumes that look like something from LotR's.
114) You have a one ring on your keychain.
115) You glue fake hair to your feet
116) You read a article entitled 'Why didn't the ring just go down the drain' and aren't sure whether to laugh or write an angry letter.
117) You spend weeks obsessing over getting a lotr's poster from the sunday newpaper.
11 You buy a magazine just because it has an article on members of the cast

(More to come (we hope! )
(there are quite a bit more, but it just started to get to be too much to add all of them! Good job!)

[Edited on 3/3/2003 by ~Witch_Queen_of_Angmar~]

[Edited on 5/20/2003 by BelleBayard]

[Edited on 3/8/2003 by Elvenstar]