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Amrod_Isilra
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on: June 02, 2005 04:58
1- You feel the urge to tell the tobaconist that your nipples are bursting with passion.

2- You can recite the entire Parot sketch by heart ! :rolleyes:

3- When someone tellls you a hard luck story , you respond with "You were Lucky!" I had to............

4- You learned everything you know about foreplay from John Cleese

5- You know the "not Noel Coward Song"

last one I promise

6- Somebody says " someday all this will be yours" and you cannot resist the urge to say "Wot? The curtains?"

I am the sick twisted individual am today due to them . TA Monty Pythons Flying Circus
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on: June 02, 2005 05:06
*runs around shouting NI! everywhere she goes*
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on: June 04, 2005 12:23
When learning about the Romans in History class and your teacher asks if anyones knows the names of any famous Romans, you just have to mention a certain Biggus....
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on: June 04, 2005 02:26
Lol Caradhiel!

When you're at school you grab the nearest computer, find the Life of Brian script and read it out loud, especially the Biggus and Pilate part. "People of Jewusalem! Wome is your fwiend!" "We wish to hear no mowe Wodewicks, Wogers or Wudolph the Wed-Nosed Weindeers!" "Or Thamthon the Athyrian Athathinth!"
*rofl* I'm completely quilty. People at school think I'm insane!
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on: June 05, 2005 03:03
okay, I hve 2 ask...


Where can I find MP scripts? :wonders: Do they have a website? must check
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on: June 05, 2005 03:13
celticrangerchick89: Click this link here! I hope this helps. (:
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on: June 06, 2005 07:08
THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! I burst out laughing. not good when you're in school but, hey, know one needs to know why.

N e way, you know you're obsessed when you drop everything to watch reruns of MP.
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on: June 06, 2005 09:27
- You practice defending yourself against people armed with fresh fruit *lol*

- You are very suspicious of Englsih-Hungarian phrase books

- You are afraid to go out at night because there might be old ladies there


Yaay! Thanks Ovëlyn! :love: *giggles* Monty Python rules!
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on: June 08, 2005 06:47
i kept meaning to tell you lot this:

I went on a weekend hike with a friend last week and I took my coconuts with me! I walked about 20 km banging them together and reciting the Holy Grail script while my friend called me Patsy!

*runs away to hide from the men in white coats*
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on: June 08, 2005 07:11
One word lanfear: BRILLIANT! *rofl* I don't think you have to worry about the men in white coats... I think they've given up *lol*
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on: June 08, 2005 08:13
I don't think you have to worry about the men in white coats... I think they've given up


Good! cos my legs were getting kinda tired!
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on: June 09, 2005 06:48
I actually have a real rabbit that looks like the psycho bunny from the Holy Grail.....And it growls at people and tries to attack you through the cage......My friend didn't believe me, so naturally she said, "what's it going to do? nibble me bum?" ....Needless to say, it bit her..... And before, the knights who formerly said nee (they now say ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble) had no problem with the word.....IT..and even the head knightsaid the word...


-And if you step in front of someone on a bridge and demand their name, quest, and favorite color before you let them pass.....Or ask them the capital of Assyrya, or the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow....(guilty)
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on: June 09, 2005 07:17
You're quite welcome. (:
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Post RE: You know you've been watching to much Monty Python when.....
on: June 11, 2005 03:16
YKYBWTMMPW...

~You go to Australia and some guy is cutting up coconuts for people, so you ask him for the shells. When he gives them to you, you run around the resort banging them together yelling, "Run away! Run away!"

~When your drama teacher asks for suggestions of what musicals/plays the drama club should do next year, you suggest Spamalot.

~After almost every sentence, you say "Say no more, say no more. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge!"

~You yell Ni during homeroom just to piss people off.

~When learning about Greek philosophers, you burst out into the Philosopher's Song.

~You go to the library at your school and ask for books such as "Kristmas Charol" and "Grate Expectations."

~When everyone at your church starts singing "All Things Bright and Beautiful," you start singing "All Things Dull and Ugly."

That's all I can think of for now...

ETA: Here is the Monty Pythons: The Two Towers, in case anybody is interested!

[Edited on 11/6/2005 by LandofShadows829]
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on: June 12, 2005 08:23
I can't remember who, but to whoever posted the LotR/MP website, thank you so much! :hugs: :hug:
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on: June 12, 2005 08:02
oh, no!! this is way too funny!! i love it! :disco:
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on: June 14, 2005 05:25
Okay, u know your obsessed when you've downloaded the MP version of LOTR and are starting to memorize it.

here's a MP site. www.pythononline.com very hilarious.
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on: June 16, 2005 03:50
~You actually know how to say "Romans go home" in Latin (which I do)

~You start to worship sandals and gourds

~You make two empty coconut halves and start banging them together (a friend of mine has done this) (note: it actually takes a long time to do)

~At the bottom of your school reports, you write subtitles about Sweden
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on: June 17, 2005 07:01
your best friend's mother wants to see the HOly Grail so she knows why you two yell NI! at her when she's being a bugger.
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on: August 23, 2005 05:30
Revived in the name of TRUCK!

-- When you see mooses/meese, you are annoyed because you left your toothbrush at home so you can't carve your initials into it.

--When you loose spectacularly, you say, "Alright, we'll call it a draw"

Oh, and I have a new French teacher who looks like Michael Palin. o_0. The "People of Jewusalem! Wome is your fwiend!"-scene keeps popping into my head during French. I wonder what will happen when I ask him to 'Release Roderick!'
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on: August 23, 2005 10:58
C_A, do it, please. :evil:

-When you tell your German teacher the 'Funniest Joke in the World'. Wenn sit das nunstuck geht und slotermayer? Ya! Bayerhund das oder die flipperwalt gehspurht! It actually translates to gibberish, but it'd be too funny to ask.
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