The Enslaved Elves of the North Pole (in Fanfiction)
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
…Selfish sword smiths dropped it and scratched it all up.” growled Arrogant. “That’s why it was so cheap. And it’s even got a name,” he continued. “It used to be…
…comes in a beautiful wooden jewelry box with certificate of authenticity and is done in 10K gold. For those more budget conscious collectors far cheaper reproductions of the One Ring…
…in their house. So I’ve come up with some cheap alternatives. Unfortunately, I don’t have a digital camera, so I wasn’t able to take pictures of what I’ve done to…
…rolled up pants look, so it is just as easy to cut cheap thrift store pants at mid-calf. That would give them a more loose fit. The vest was my…
…Fraudo hanging around a cheap looking plastic statue of a hand. Fraudo noticed Broomier and immediately threw himself on the ground and began writhing. “HE KNOWS I HAVE IT!” Fraudo…
…was hoping you wouldn’t notice that. Arwen: How many cheap copies of this ring have you made! Gandalf: To be exact, four hundred and twenty-one- Aragorn: Gandaaaalf! Please! Arwen: You…
…didnÂ’t know there was a project with such a designation. Mr. Moria had a lot of secrets.” He clicked a few more times. DAY 855: Lost contact with sublevels C-12…
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