The Return of the King- A Parody (in Fanfiction)
…Because you’re a wo- um, because I don’t want you to come to any harm! Éowyn: You suck. Théoden: Suck what? Éowyn, I’ve told you a million times- those rumours…
…Because you’re a wo- um, because I don’t want you to come to any harm! Éowyn: You suck. Théoden: Suck what? Éowyn, I’ve told you a million times- those rumours…
…the corner, Bilbo is seen hunched over his desk, writing his book.) Bilbo:(v.o.)(clearing his voice) The 22nd day of September in the year 1400 by Shire-reckoning. Bag End, Bagshot Row,…
…large, nicely upholstered piece of furniture, sited just in front of a convenient writing desk. Surely, a tired government functionary would sit down to write a few notes at some…
They say writing is a gift. You either have good writing skills, or you don’t. To some extent this is true, but there is also much you can learn. If…
…plunked it down beside the princess. “Write, Ani,” the blonde chided. With a nod, Anhuil grabbed the parchment. After staring at it a few minutes, she began to write in…
…four hobbits managed to get away from the rider, and made to a safe hideaway. Later that morning, Gandalf met them while they were frying second breakfast over a blazing…
…Master Bilbo’s departure from the Shire. Hamfast Gamgee was shocked, to say the least, but he had respected the old hobbit’s decision and didn’t question it in any way. It…
…sending her to Benerd?” “I still think it is best. She needs to be with her own kind.” “What if you find men are not her own kind?” “That is…
Disclaimer: I don’t own any Tolkien characters and this is simply my interpretation of why a mere ring could cause so much strife between best friends (barring the fact that…
…to be made fun of, you say you’re writing for children. At any rate, children are your immediate audience and you write or tell them stories for which they are…