The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…*slams phone down* The phone rings Legolas: I bet Alexander Gram Bell never thought about you! *slams phone down* Galadrial: Legolas, Legolas: Oh, hi hehe. Galadrial: I tried to call…
…*slams phone down* The phone rings Legolas: I bet Alexander Gram Bell never thought about you! *slams phone down* Galadrial: Legolas, Legolas: Oh, hi hehe. Galadrial: I tried to call…
Cardinal numbers 0..cúma (literally: “void”) 1… minë 2… atta 3… neldë 4… canta 5… lempë 6… enquë 7… otso 8… tolto 9… nertë 10. quain The numbers 11 to 19…
…speak with his father and tell him that he was gay. We have Mr. Greenleaf on the line. Please give Mr. Greenleaf the phone,” Arwen handed Eowyn the phone and…
…with discipline and order. “We need to keep moving north,” Turgon said. “That’s where the Bridge is.” “And the orcs,” someone replied grimly. For nearly an hour, they moved noiselessly…
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…WORMTONGUE’s ANSWERING MACHINE: You’ve reached Gríma. I can’t be bothered to pick up the phone right now, and I don’t want to talk to you anyway, so don’t leave a…
…down go and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Lay your own carcass in the ground Take one step left and one step right One to…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…burps him* There you go! Frodo: No I need to find new eyes! Gandalf: Ohhh *walks to counter* I would like some eyes. Store Clerk: Ok but I need a…
…“Team number one is Boromir of Gondor and Merry Brandybuck of the Shire.” Boromir cheered and looked around for the little hobbit that would be his sidekick for the next…