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Gandolorin
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on: April 03, 2017 07:15
Oh ... now there seems to be a Dwarf looking for that dropped pick-ax in my nose ... but no one entered from outside, so that must have been the funny feeling I had in my sinuses ... goof-ball seems to have gotten lost in there.
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on: April 03, 2017 09:37
Oh dear, here come Pip and Merry. Just what I need when dealing with a virus ridden dragon.

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on: April 03, 2017 06:14
"Well, Eärendil? Not quite as bold without your puny ship, are we?"
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on: April 04, 2017 05:04
Glowing trees pretty!
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on: April 04, 2017 08:55
I wonder if the missing Dwarf has made a wrong turn and ended up in the dragon's sinus?

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on: April 05, 2017 03:47
I hope my help wanted ad gets a quick answer.
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on: April 08, 2017 04:05
Apparently the Dwarves have sent a rescue crew to find there missing fellow.

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on: April 12, 2017 08:18
Sounds like this rescue crew could be my lunch
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on: April 13, 2017 09:28
Not sure about the quality of this dragon. Too bad we lost Smaug.

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on: April 15, 2017 03:47
All right, you Dwarves don't really look like the trackers I had in mind with my help wanted ad, but whatever. Just one question: do you have very long ropes with you so you find your way out again, preferably with your bumbling direction-challenged colleague? I don't want more of you running around in circles in my sinuses!
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on: April 15, 2017 04:54
From the length of time the Dwarfs are taking, you'd think they've discovered mithril.
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on: April 15, 2017 10:19
That silly wizard seems to be confused about dragons and Balrogs.
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on: April 16, 2017 02:03
I bet if I sent a couple of Hobbits in there they could sort things out PDQ.

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on: April 18, 2017 08:15
If you sent in hobbits, I may have an earlier lunch than expected...
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on: April 19, 2017 04:39
*hiccup*
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on: April 21, 2017 06:51
Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away and take his blasted lembas with him.
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on: April 22, 2017 09:30
Don't count on it
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on: April 22, 2017 11:03
So, has your weird sinus condition gotten better?
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on: April 24, 2017 01:26
I don’t have a sinus condition.

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on: April 25, 2017 03:56
Anybody got some ground pepper? Maybe a good sneeze would clear things up (or out or whatever ...)
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on: April 25, 2017 07:18
This I have to see.

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on: April 25, 2017 08:02
Scratch me a little more to the left, please...
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on: April 26, 2017 06:18
Sorry, can't reach the spot with my short arms.
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on: April 26, 2017 12:51
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Cute little fella.

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on: April 27, 2017 04:51
Seems there are no cooks around. Anybody got some snuff, then?
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on: April 27, 2017 11:40
By the Valar! Don't give him any snuff! PIPPIN!!!!

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on: April 28, 2017 02:52
No pepper, no snuff ... grumble. But come to think of it, maybe kerosene is more appropriate for me.
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on: April 28, 2017 04:17
Knowing you, you'll set this whole place ablaze!
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on: April 28, 2017 05:21
Hey, lizard, have you ever tried snuffing lembas that have passed their maximum date for being edible?
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on: April 28, 2017 12:42
Hmmmm ..... toasted lembas.

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on: April 29, 2017 02:31
Lizard?!? Whom are you calling a lizard, you ... you ... Elven junk food salesguy?!?
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on: April 29, 2017 06:33
Oh dear. Now I'm going to have to act as intermediary between an Elf and a Dragon. What rotten luck!

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on: April 29, 2017 07:07
What?!? That old geezer who badly need a haircut and a shave, running around in a grungy what-might-have-been-a-bathrobe, acting as a referee? C'mon, can't you find someone else than an old coot who has far exceeded his retirement expiration date? And as to him being neutral twixt dragons and elves - methinks not!
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on: May 12, 2017 08:54
Oh no! I think the little kid is coming back!
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on: May 13, 2017 05:36
Oh help, the old geezer is too vain to wear his glasses! That's no kid, that's a Hobbit, as he should know, none better!
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