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Lord_Sauron
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on: June 06, 2017 12:45
Not as fun as breaking Saruman's staff
Gandolorin
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on: June 06, 2017 03:49
Mixing matches with those Istari staffs could also be fun!
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on: June 06, 2017 07:44
*picks up staff* Hmm ... this staff doesn't feel right. I wonder if Sauron is playing pranks again, and switching staffs?
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on: June 06, 2017 08:00
Hey, I bet I can make any Istari staff look like an oversized match!
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on: June 06, 2017 08:22
It's fortunate I'm too tough to eat, or I could be in serious trouble.
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on: June 06, 2017 09:15
Never mind tough! Has that Maia in disguise changed his garment once in the last 2000 years???

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Lord_Sauron
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on: June 06, 2017 10:34
Have you changed your diet? I swear that your fatter than Ancalagon.
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on: June 07, 2017 09:40
Well, well, well. Perhaps I could exploit their little feud.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: June 07, 2017 10:41
Well you did exploit the feud between the Elves and the Dwarves.
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on: June 08, 2017 05:14
A lot of good that did me in the end, with the blasted Orcs then breaking out into one of their many long-running feuds.
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on: June 08, 2017 09:28
Let's go to the Prancing Pony for a pint
Gandolorin
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on: June 09, 2017 03:19
Prancing Pony??? Excuse me while I get sick!!! That’s where the Nine Nerds really bungled it for the first time!
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on: June 09, 2017 05:03
I'm still looking for Merry and Pippin.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: June 09, 2017 09:28
I will help you find them *snickers*
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on: June 10, 2017 04:20
Arrogant dragon! Never takes advice, and only does things to please himself.
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on: June 10, 2017 05:31
Oh right, like I need advice from a dilapidated Maia with teeth marks from a hound on his butt!
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on: June 10, 2017 11:21
This should be interesting. The Maia and the Dragon have a spat going. I think I'll light a pipe, take a seat, and watch the fireworks.
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on: June 11, 2017 12:55
Ah, the pipe-weed junkie is babbling again! When it comes down to it, I don’t think I like any of these annoying Maiar!
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on: June 11, 2017 12:33
To quote Yosemite Sam: "Dragons is soooo stupid!"
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Lord_Sauron
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on: June 12, 2017 12:17
You claim to be the wielder of the Flame of Anor, allow me to introduce you to my flame
Gandolorin
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on: June 14, 2017 02:01
I will no longer tolerate all this inflammatory talk!
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on: June 16, 2017 08:49
I wonder why he and the lizard aren't working together.
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on: June 16, 2017 02:33
Who says that we aren't?. By the way did you have a little fall out with that White Wizard?
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on: June 17, 2017 04:30
Stupid dragon! Won't listen to anything I say! It's going to get him killed.

“I would cut off your head, beard and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.”
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on: June 18, 2017 05:07
Yo, messed-up Maia, so you lost your ring? Boo-hoo! I have thousands upon thousands of them in my hoard.
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on: June 18, 2017 05:11
Now's my chance to get those silly Dwarfs safely out of Erebor.

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on: June 18, 2017 05:33
Why do I get the uncomfortable feeling that those two Maiar, supposedly deadly enemies, are really plotting against me secretly?
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on: June 18, 2017 05:35
Well, that's made him slightly paranoid. Not sure if that's good or bad.

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on: June 19, 2017 09:24
Don’t pat yourself on your back too hard, pipe-weed-junkie. We dragons are BORN slightly paranoid. And we are the unrivalled masters at making OTHERS paranoid, and there’s nothing slight at all about the paranoia we spread. *indignant snort*
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on: June 19, 2017 11:10
Smaug's paranoia is going to go through the roof once he finds out that everyone knows he has a missing scale near his heart
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on: June 20, 2017 01:39
What’s all this talk about paranoia? Ah well, I suppose it is to be expected of deficient creatures who lack the supreme self-confidence that an impregnable domain conveys. *disdainful sniff*
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on: June 20, 2017 11:41
I guess our Enemy has forgotten the old saying: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

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on: June 25, 2017 12:24
Fire is red,
Water is blue,
you may be old,
but I will eat you.
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on: June 25, 2017 01:29
The big, if now Void-challenged dude had some useful ideas with his flying lizards with the seriously bad breath. But for starters, downsizing them by an order of magnitude or more could be an improvement.
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on: June 25, 2017 05:25
I wonder how I got caught up in this discussion. I think I'll find a seat in the shade and smoke my pipe.

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