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on: January 26, 2004 11:36
Hey this is a new topic (i think) and i was wondering if anybody outhere has any ideas for good/funny LOTR related t-shirt sayings.
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on: January 26, 2004 11:38
I have come up with "a hobbit lay here"
"Disturber Of The Peace" "It comes in pints?"
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on: January 27, 2004 05:57
'stormcrow' 'you shall not pass' 'the preciousss' 'man flesh' are the funniest I can come up with, if you want just beautiful qoutes I could go on forever, just check the transscripts for that.
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on: January 27, 2004 11:42
LOL I was just looking on e-bay and there was this shirt that said "Hobbit Feet Are Hot" on it. Isn't htat great

[Edited on 30/1/2004 by AlatarielofRivendell]
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on: January 27, 2004 11:47
Another one...."happiness is a warm hobbit"
..."call me Gandalf"
..."hobbit feet turn me on"
...These are funny
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on: January 27, 2004 04:20
I like the hobbit feet turn me on ,thats funny

How about , I got here by six square meals a day!

one for the oldies- Not all those who wander are lost.
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on: January 27, 2004 04:31
ha these are all good! Lets see.
hm digging deep into my mind. these might be lame so go lightly on the making fun of

...........the have a cave troll..........


Got Hobbit?
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on: January 27, 2004 04:55
I very much like Got Hobbit thats a good one


A shirt with Tig on would be good (note it willonly make sense to those who have FOTR special edition dvd)
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on: January 27, 2004 05:42
heehe Tig!! ha!!

I got one (also would make sense to those who watched TTT EE comentary)

have a pics of lembas on the front
on the back have lehhhhaaammbaass!! heehe
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on: January 28, 2004 01:42
You could have "one of the Dunedein"
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on: January 28, 2004 05:12
'My other ring is Nenya'

'That still counts as one'

'Nobody tosses a dwarf'
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on: January 28, 2004 08:32
My other car is an oliphaunt

Don't tell the elf
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on: January 29, 2004 04:46
These are great I would definatly wear a shirt that said "tig" on it

"Lembas-one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man"
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on: January 29, 2004 09:37
You could have Member of the grey company

I survived Pelenor fields,
or any other bad battle ground
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on: January 29, 2004 09:54
what about

"Nazgirl"

i know this is kind of off subject but what is "tig"? i have the fotr ex but it isnt ringing a bell.
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on: January 30, 2004 08:12
This thread is giving me such chuckles! You people are very creative. So how about:

Tree? I am no tree!
Nice crispy bacon
Fool of a Took

I'll think of more later.
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on: January 30, 2004 05:03
How about this i just thought of this kinda cheeise but oh well



It come in pints.....mmmm...pints!
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on: January 31, 2004 01:04
I have just been inspired to make a lot of t-shirts ....

Fool of a Took sounds just like a very good one for me... someone could make a great business out of this!

I'm not creative enough to think of any myself at the moment...give me a few days and perhaps I'll have more brain power .
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on: January 31, 2004 07:53
Here's one to wear while driving:

GET OFF THE ROAD!

But maybe that should be a bumper sticker instead of having to use those hand/finger signals...

Or how about:

I'm with the Elf ------>

Or:

I survived the Battle of Baradur

"He had a ring, a golden ring, a precious ring." ~ from The Hobbit
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on: January 31, 2004 02:32
**Give up the halfling, She-elf!

**My boyfriend went through the Siege of Minas Tirith, and all I got was this lousy-shirt

**Got Lembas?



[Edited on 2/1/04 by Scothia]
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on: January 31, 2004 04:09
or in your sig Scothia Give up the Ranger She-Elf!! heehee
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on: February 01, 2004 12:14
Ok, these might not be great, but...

"But what about second breakfast?"

"So juicy SWEEEET!"

That's all my creativeness is allowing me at the moment!

P.s. 'Give up the ranger, she-elf'... He he he he he... I gotta write that down...
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on: February 01, 2004 09:20
" It's better in Middle Earth" (Sung to the tune of It's better in the Bahamas) or "It's better in the Shire"

"Elves do it with long bows"
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on: February 02, 2004 11:07
Hehe I like the one Elves do it with long bows, in reply to what is tig it is a thing on the FOTR extend. DVD

Not funy unless you here them talking about it
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on: February 03, 2004 01:59
These are not mine (I got them off another board), but I couldn`t resist sharing them :


Top Ten LOTR T-Shirt Messages:
10. I'm with the Hobbit standing behind me.
9. My friends went to Mordor and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt.
8. Battle of the Pelennor Fields, March 3019.
7. I [HEART] Arwen.
6. I survived Bilbo Baggins' birthday party!
5. I'm with the guy wearing the Ring. -->
4. My other T-shirt is made of mithril.
3. I'm with the fool of a Took! -->
2. Creation of Arda, Before The Dawn Of Time.
1. I issss with my other persssonality, preciousss. -->

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on: February 03, 2004 10:50
LOL...these are great

That's nice....ash on my tomato!

Put it out you fools!

My best friend is a(n) elf/hobbit/dwarf etc.

Nobody tosses a dwarf

I'm lost...could you please get me back to Middle-earth (or the Shire, Rivendell, etc.)
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on: February 03, 2004 11:21
These are great! My brain is on shut down mode right now though but how about these:

"That's an eye-opener, no mistake about that."
"I'm cracking and proud of it!" (to go with - young mr. frodo here, he's cracking. and proud of it, cheers gaffers.)

The ring inscription in common as well as the dark speech. Or something like "One Ring to rule them all. One ring to find them, One Ring to.... oh, well there goes that plan"

I also have the FOTR EE but have no idea about this "tig" thing....is it in the appendices or the film commentaries?
To go along with that idea how about a picture of a splinter on a t-shirt. (Dom got a splinter in his foot, its in the 2nd disc of the appendices where it talks about the cast).
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on: February 04, 2004 12:39
Heh. I actually have a t-shirt with my name on it in elvish.

Maybe some other ones...

Horn of Gondor Fan
I amar prestar hen... etc. (The World is Changing...)
Ne Abdollen (I'm late)
Which way is Mordor?

Or any of the Pervy --- Fancier ones.
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on: February 04, 2004 11:26
Thought of another one while watching the beginning appendices of the FOTR EE: "Frodo Lives"
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on: February 05, 2004 01:38
Thanx for these guys there great
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on: February 05, 2004 11:52
By the way....the "tig" conversation occurs on the cast commentary of FOTR EE. I think it happens when Frodo and Sam see the Elves passing into the west.
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on: February 05, 2004 05:12
‘I survived Helms Deep and all I got was this sodding t-shirt’

‘Hobbits don’t just have big feet...’

‘My name is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Elendil, chieftain of the Dunedain, wielder of Nar...oh sod it, just call me Bob!’

‘What speech impediment, preciousss?’

'Give the people what they want – naked elves for all!'

...Lol, I can think of several rather vulgar t-shirt saying’s about Boromir and his ‘horn of Gondor’...but I think I’ll leave that to your imaginations...

[Edited on 6/2/2004 by Eyebrows_of_doom]
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on: February 07, 2004 04:21
Just an embellishment on the Tig shirt. . . .
Also make a Tog shirt and get your friend to wear when you go out. Maybe to the mall, or a LOTR convention (if ur lucky enough to have one nearby), or to ROTK. Then start playing the game while shouting random rules. Just to make a complete fool of yourself of course!
And maybe a shirt with 'I Survived Helm's Deep' with the m crossed out. It's on the TT EE DVD. I'd kill for one of those.
*off to buy loads of plain t-shirts and iron-on paper* (lol)
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on: February 07, 2004 04:25
Wait! Just got another idea! Oh darn. What was it? Just a moment. . . . *Jeopardy music begins to play* Shut up! *silence* Ah yes! Also, a shirt with We Want Haldir Posters running down it. Then a really nice pic of Haldir on the back. Yeah! I want that one!!
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on: February 08, 2004 04:27
How about this...

"Kiss me, I'm a/n ___________" (elf, hobbit, man, dwarf, orc, disembodied eye)
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