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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: February 22, 2017 11:06
Put on display at a reputable museum with a detailed provenance for visitors to ooh and aah over.

WWYD if you met Maglor at a coffehouse near you?
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on: February 23, 2017 08:00
Ask him if he has some good blues numbers in his repertoire (as he should have, he should be the infinite grandfather of the blues!)

WWYD if Sam and Rosie asked you, say about SR 1445, to take care of their kids while they went on a longish tour of the important sites visited by The Fellowship west of the Anduin?
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on: February 23, 2017 09:00
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WWYD if you were asked to rescue TPAY from her babysitting assignment?
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on: February 23, 2017 11:46
Image (what did you expect???)

WWYD if Faramir, Éowyn and Legolas asked you for suggestions about how to go about restoring Ithilien to its former beauty?
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on: February 24, 2017 05:09
I would be ecstatic if I could work with them on the restoration, and would try to come up with some good suggestions for gardens and such.

WWYD if you were asked to help with the restoration of the Shire after its scouring?
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on: February 24, 2017 06:12
Give them a look of consternation, ask them "I thought you wanted this restoration to be a success? Then I'd better just stay out of the way."

WWYD if you had the chance to take embroidery lessons from Arwen?
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on: February 24, 2017 06:33
Well, I'm not know for my sewing skills, nor have I any interest in gaining skills in that particular area so ... I would send my regrets that I would be unable to attend.

WWYD if you were asked to help Sam prepare the food for Bilbo's birthday party, including his birthday cake?
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on: February 25, 2017 03:31
Gleefully accept!!

WWYD if Radagast asked you to go mushroom picking with him?
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on: February 25, 2017 05:35
Oh, I would go along picking mushrooms with him. Eating any of the stuff is an entirely different matter!

WWYD if Gimli offered you a course in making jewelry?
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on: February 25, 2017 09:00
I would enjoy jewellery making much more than embroidery so I would happily accept the challenge.

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on: March 06, 2017 04:46
Sure, at least if they're still pups. Maybe I could turn them against the enemies of the Uncorrupteds... Image

WWYD if you had to negotiate with Ungoliant?
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on: March 07, 2017 03:33
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WWYD if you were asked to interview Lurtz for OrcsRock magazine?
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on: March 19, 2017 09:11
I would interview him then tell him to find the One Ring.

WWYD if you were offered to oversee the creation of the Uruks
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on: March 20, 2017 12:33
ooh ... I would assist in whatever way I could, and then try to subvert the Uruk-hai as they were "born" so they would work for me rather than Saruman.

WWYD if you could sail to Valinor on one of the swan-ships?
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on: April 12, 2017 08:06
I would of course accept the offer and go to Valinor.

WWYD if you witnessed the First Kinslaying?
Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: April 13, 2017 08:17
Try to stay well away from the 'action' and assist whomever I could to escape the slaughter.

WWYD if you discovered that Finrod had been captured by Sauron?
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on: April 30, 2017 02:26
Send out messengers to find Huan and ask him to pay his "buddy" Sauron a visit.

WWYD if you found Bill Ferny snooping around the borders of the Shire?
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on: May 01, 2017 05:15
Contact one of them Rangers and have him keep an eye on him in case he's up to some nefarious business.

WWYD if the you were picked to advise Morgoth that Ecthelion had killed Gothmog?
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on: May 01, 2017 08:29
I would of course tell him abour Gothmog's death but also inform Morgoth that Ecthelion was also killed in that fight.

WWYD if you had to steal the Nauglamír from Thingol
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on: May 03, 2017 10:09
I would hire a passel of dwarves and have them steal it for me.

WWYD if you had to clean and care for Morgoth's Fingolfin-induced wounds?
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on: May 03, 2017 11:12
Suggest Tabasco sauce, and then Image

WWYD if you were asked to teach the three trolls from The Hobbit table manners?
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on: May 05, 2017 06:15
Probably pull my hair out ..... I doubt Miss Manners could teach one troll table manners, much less three trolls. LOL

WWYD if you had to face Aragorn in one-to-one combat using a rusty old sword?
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on: May 15, 2017 02:39
appeal to his sense of mercy or run

WWYD if Elrond sent you on ahead to explain to Celebrian why Arwen wasn't coming?
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Image , MornaNyeni! Don't forget to tell us a bit about yourself in the realm's welcome thread!

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WWYD if you were to either go with the Fellowship through Moria, or with Bill back to Rivendell?
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on: May 15, 2017 06:38
I would give Aragorn a good bump off the bridge of Khazad Dum.

WWYD if you inherited Gurthang.
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on: May 16, 2017 02:57
Try to fob it off on some unsuspecting rich snob in Middle-earth.

WWYD if you inherited Narsil?
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on: May 16, 2017 11:34
Well, it's not much use in pieces so I would have to have it melted down and, perhaps, made into some lovely new cutlery.

WWYD if you inherited a Silmaril?
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on: May 17, 2017 01:36
Probably use it as a desk lamp/paperweight.

WWYD if Morgoth knitted you some very warm, fluffy socks.
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on: May 18, 2017 12:13
Give it back to him in disgust, and ask him since when did he become his brother.

WWYD if you were offered the job as the Mayor of Laketown?
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on: May 18, 2017 04:05
Hmm, it's not a very easy task and I lack the professional experience, but hey, I couldn't be as bad as the other one they had!

WWYD if the Man in the Moon stayed up too late?
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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: May 20, 2017 10:30
Read until the cows come home.

WWYD if Radbug and Shagrat showed up on your doorstep looking for a free dinner?
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on: June 03, 2017 06:56
Tell them that Bombur had just been and had eaten everything.

WWYD if you ended up on the bridge of Khazad-dûm between Gandalf and the Balrog?
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on: June 06, 2017 07:18
Do a quick dash around Gandalf, and run like the wind ......

WWYD if you were asked to enter an archery contest with Legolas?
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on: June 18, 2017 02:21
Try to sabotage Legolas's bow.

WWYD if you were asked to do an inventory of Smaug's hoard?
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on: June 18, 2017 04:51
Assuming it was after his untimely end, I would gladly accept.

WWYD if you were asked to babysit little Orcs?
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