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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: May 16, 2013 01:58
.... throw them each a nice juicy steak and then ........ Image

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on: May 31, 2013 05:51
Hire someone else to do it.

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on: May 31, 2013 10:45
Try to pump him for information on his boss.

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on: June 01, 2013 10:08
Try to take field notes on Entish language register as pertains to Entmoot for my thesis. Unfortunately, by the time Entmoot was done, I would probably be of an age to retire.

WWYD if Radagast asked you to pet-sit?

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on: June 04, 2013 06:04
Decline. Not really keen on having bird droppings on my head too.

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on: June 05, 2013 12:11
Well, I would take the shortest road to Hobbiton and go party with hobbits. Maybe someone is having their birthday at the moment

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on: June 11, 2013 08:54
Probably use it frequently and manage to land myself in huge trouble, like Saruman and Denethor before me. Someone's got to carry on the proud tradition of fatal curiosity.

WWYD if you had to work for either Tom Bombadil, Barliman Butterbur, or the Witch-king?
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on: June 12, 2013 06:16
Choose Tom Bombadil in hopes of learning more about who and what he is exactly.

WWYD if you were asked to help all the warrior elves keep their hair clean while they ran around fighting huge battles and were expected to have them constantly looking perfect?
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on: June 13, 2013 10:02
I would send them to Legolas to learn his tricks for maintaining good grooming in trying circumstances. He doesn't seem to have difficulties with it.

WWYD if Sauron offered you anything you liked to help him create the Rings of Power?
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on: June 22, 2013 12:18
Hopefully I would be wise enough to read the tiny print between the lines. Declining seems to be the easiest way of becoming his new banner.

WWYD if Smaug asked you to polish all the goldcups in his hoard?
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on: June 23, 2013 08:34
I'd probably accept, on the basis that it would help me to observe a dragon in its natural habitat without getting roasted.

WWYD if you were standing right next to Sauron as Númenor was minutes away from being engulfed, and you had these two objects:
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on: July 04, 2013 06:08
I would use Angainor to chain Sauron and then I would drag him into the lifeboat with me ..... and hope for the best!

WWYD if you could any animal in the Tolkienverse as a pet?
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on: July 26, 2013 12:47
Can I get Huan? I'm a dog person, so it seems the natural choice, and... well, it's Huan.

WWYD if you were made a guard in Thranduil's halls during the imprisonment of Thorin's Company?
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on: July 26, 2013 01:42
I probably would have felt bad for them and let them go.

WWYD if you were asked to take the ring to Mordor?
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on: July 26, 2013 03:45
Well....... you're asking this of one of his minions, so I would feel blessed to be chosen for such a task.

WWYD if you had the chance to help defend Moria against the Balrog?
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on: July 30, 2013 06:12
No thanks

WWYD if you woke up suddenly and found yourself hundreds of feet in the air in the talons of an eagle?
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on: July 30, 2013 12:57
..... freak out!!!!!!!

WWYD if you had to cook dinner for Bilbo and the Dwarves, but only had an hour in which to serve it?
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on: July 30, 2013 03:52
Despair. Completely. I can't cook. At all. X)

WWYD if Denethor wanted you to be his new cup-bearer?
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on: July 31, 2013 11:38
Leave the country at once. I can't imagine having to put up with him for long.

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on: July 31, 2013 07:07
.... try and find Maglor and return it to him personally. Image

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on: August 01, 2013 12:49
"Good evening, sir and/or madam. This seems like an opportune time to present you with a list of my corrupted qualifications, as I am currently seeking gainful employment."

WWYD if someone offered to sell you an illicit bootleg recording of the original Ainulindalë?

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on: August 01, 2013 06:33
As much as I'd want to, I would have to decline on principal.

WWYD if you saw Chewbacca wandering through Middle-earth?
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on: August 01, 2013 11:11
Image Huin!

I would immediately tell the Big Guy (Morgoth) that he's got possible competition and hope to earn some brownie points.

WWYD if you were rendered helpless by Shelob and had to get free without any assistance?


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on: August 05, 2013 07:39
I suppose if I lacked a knife or any other sharp object I'd have to attempt to chew my way through the bindings.

WWYD if you found yourself staring directly into Glaurung's eyes?
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on: August 05, 2013 12:53
I'm sure I would be spelled but, since I'm a corrupted minion, would it make much difference?

WWYD if you found the secret plans to the city of Gondolin, and Morgoth offered you an amount of gold equal to your weight for it?
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on: August 05, 2013 07:23
Scarf down a lot of fatty foods so that I'd get more gold for giving up the plans? I would then use that gold to hire a top-rate trainer in Angband to help me get back in shape, which I've been meaning to do for years anyway. ... One can tell I've thought this through.

WWYD if you got mistaken for the Ringbearer (I mean, at the Council of Elrond)?



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on: August 06, 2013 11:15
.... keep my mouth firmly closed and, when they choose Frodo for the job, cheer silently.

WWYD if you got sent to Sauron's dungeons and had the chance to rescue Finrod?
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on: August 10, 2013 02:39
(I waited in case someone wanted to answer nicely, but since nobody did...)

"Heeere Draugluin, who's a nice puppy? Look, I brought you some nice fresh Elf!"

WWYD if Gandalf was too busy to catch Shadowfax in Rohan, and asked you to do it for him?
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on: August 10, 2013 10:30
.... fall over laughing. Apparently Gandalf is unaware of my track and field deficiencies.

WWYD if you were asked to bake a cake for Bilbo's next birthday party?
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on: August 16, 2013 07:09
Start off by asking him whether he could consider inviting not as many guests.

WWYD if a mysterious rune appeared on your frontdoor?
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on: August 16, 2013 08:24
mmmm ...... dwarvish or elvish, I wonder? I would be very careful not to step on it since it likely possesses some great magic. I guess I would just have to use the back door and hope that it fades away.

WWYD if you were asked to accompany the Elves into the West?
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on: October 02, 2013 02:14
I'm not so big fan of elves, so I would decline and go to Hobbiton instead.

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on: October 09, 2013 03:00
Suspect that there's some sort of a catch. Not wanting to risk my life, I would decline. Although that might prove equally dangerous.

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on: October 11, 2013 12:02
Learn everything I could then make my own Silmarils

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on: October 11, 2013 02:00
Welcome to the game, LS ...

I would see if I could turn it into an advantage for Mairon ....

WWYD if Morgoth asked you to capture an elf to take to Angband?
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