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Gandolorin
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on: May 22, 2014 10:10
In his previous embodiment (the one that got wrecked at the fall of Númenor) he had really gotten the hair wrong, so every day was a bad hair day for him, and he decided he didn't need that hassle again!

Why did the two unnamed Istari who went to the East decide to both have the color blue?
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on: May 23, 2014 04:41
Because they were BFFs and thought it would show it instead of wearing the friendship bracelets all the other wizards had.
Why are Elves immortal?

We were one in the same, running like moths to the flame. You'd hang on every word I'd say, but now they only ricochet.
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on: May 24, 2014 11:43
The just look like that because they can imitate Star Trek by saying "Beam me out, Mandos!"

Why do Dwarves prefer axes as weapons?
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on: May 25, 2014 06:46
They don't actually, but there was a huge sale on axes a few generations ago and the idiot in charge of armaments bought the entire stock so they're stuck with them.

Why are Elves so fond of music?
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on: May 27, 2014 11:42
Because they all have alternative personalities that always try to mess things up for them and turn them into another type of Gollum, so they like to listen to music to silence the other "voice" inside their heads.

Why do dwarves love gold?
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on: June 01, 2014 11:05
Because they have a special kind of color blindness, and they constantly confuse Gold with Mithril, which is what they are really after.
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on: June 01, 2014 11:47
Um...question please?


Why does Gando always forget to post questions?
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on: June 01, 2014 12:59
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'Cuz Gando is used to answering questions, not posing them in the real world (meaning company)

OK, you asked for it.

Which race on Middle Earth is the Heavy Metal fanclub?

[Edited on 06/01/2014 by Gandolorin]
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on: June 01, 2014 05:59
Well, I believe that would be the hobbits, by my knowledge. Don't be fooled by their quiet nature.

What is Gothmog's weapon of choice?
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on: June 03, 2014 03:27
A pink fairy wand.

Why does everyone hate orcs?
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on: June 04, 2014 01:18
Their PR company utterly stinks, the most pathetic in ME.

Why does everyone hate wargs?
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on: June 04, 2014 08:53
Because they're sooo darn cute they just make your teeth ache.

Why did Aragorn decide to take the Fellowship through a swamp of all things?
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on: June 06, 2014 01:46
Because Aragorn thought the Hobbits needed a bit of toughening up (which he knew they were absolutely capable of), but he also rightly concluded that it was not a good idea to rush these matters, so he figured midges were just about right for a start.

Would you rather go white-water rafting with Gimli or Sam as a guide?
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on: June 16, 2014 10:40
Image I just realized that you've "done an ES" LOL. This is "Only Wrong Answers" not "Tolkienverse This or That" so I can't post a wrong answer to your question.
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on: June 21, 2014 12:58
You are nit-picky!!!
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Because Aragorn, having little experience with Hobbits, thought they all had Gollum's webbed hands and feet, and would feel natural in marshes.

Would you rather go white-water rafting with Gimli or Sam as a guide?
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on: June 21, 2014 01:01
Gando! Not again! Can't give a wrong answer either...

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on: June 22, 2014 12:53
H - E - L - L - O - !

1. Aragorn had been among those protecting the Shire, on Gandalf's request, so he certainly had experience with Hobbits!!!
2. And he had captured Gollum earlier, so the difference between Gollum and (non-gollumized) Hobbits will have been crystal-clear to him!!!

So what's the problem???

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Would you rather go white-water rafting with Gimli or Sam as a guide?

[Edited on 06/22/2014 by Gandolorin]
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on: June 23, 2014 07:47
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Your wrong answers are fine, Gando. It's just that you are supposed to post a "non-choice" question. You are offering a choice with your question, Gimli or Sam. There is no wrong answer to that question. What you need to do is ask something like "Why does Gimli/Sam not like rafting?"
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on: June 23, 2014 08:08
Yes there is a wrong answer
I'd hate to go hiking with either of them, you said Grima and Saruman right?"
Why do dwarves like caves?
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on: June 24, 2014 09:00
Because they aspire to be like vampires who like the dark.


Where did Gandalf really get Shadowfax?
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on: June 24, 2014 12:43
At the My Little Pony stables that had a glitch in the system producing Shadowfax so Gandalf got him for 80% off.

Why do Elves climb trees?
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on: June 24, 2014 07:54
Because they heard about monkeys. They thought that monkeys were little people, and figured that what they did would be cool to try. They then thought that Hobbits were actually monkeys, and were quite stunned when they found that Hobbits did not like heights.

Why can the Mirkwood spiders talk, but Shelob can't?
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on: June 24, 2014 10:09
Actually she can talk but she hasn't found an interesting conversationalist since Morgoth got posted to The Void. They used to spend summer evenings chatting about all manner of evil deeds. He would drink tea and munch on toasted crumpets, and she would ... er, never mind.

What did Aragorn give Arwen for a wedding present?
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on: June 25, 2014 07:50
He gave her a baby crib. (Hint hint)

What was the real reason why Gimli wanted Galadriel's hair?
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on: June 26, 2014 12:42
Dwarfs try to match hobbits in everything, including gardening. Gimli had had too much pipe weed, and wanted to plant it, and make an elven tomato plant.

Why do the eagles always show up at the end, and not when they could really be useful?
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on: June 26, 2014 07:41
Because they are a bunch of lazy bums, but Manwe threatened that he would make them clean his palace if they did not do something to help every once in a while.

Why does Tom Bombadil always collect lilies for Goldberry?
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on: June 27, 2014 11:59
Because he thought to kiss up after wrecking all of the local flowers planted.


Why does Ulmo really like water?
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on: June 28, 2014 11:36
He was the heaviest of the Valar by far, so he just loved the extra buoyancy water gave him.

Why did Sauron desert Aulë for Morgoth?
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on: June 28, 2014 07:43
Because Morgoth bribed him, told him that he would give him candy! Aule never let Sauron have any.

Why did Morgoth turn bad?
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on: June 29, 2014 09:41
Manwë had always insisted he get up on the right side of the bed. So one morning, he got up on the wrong side of the bed and liked the feeling of that breaking the rule gave him.

Why did Yavanna create poison ivy?
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elven_fencer
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on: July 02, 2014 09:22
Because she thought that she was creating healing ivy, but somebody mixed up her notes, so she wound up making it poisonous!

Why did the orcs hate the light?
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on: July 04, 2014 10:41
Actually, the light is not so bad for them. What enrages them is light when MIRRORS are around, because then they see themselves (which they would not or hardly be able to do in the dark). They then instantly understand why so many other peoples retch at the sight of them, because each orc does the same at the sight of his own mirror image.

Why do Elves prefer the starlight?
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on: July 04, 2014 05:23
For the very simple reason that they are always nitpicking about their appearances. "Is my hair okay? Oh no, my clothes are mussed!" In starlight, they don't have to worry about how they look, since people can't see them as well.

How did this get to be a Tolkien thread, anyway?
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on: July 07, 2014 08:18
How did this get to be a Tolkien thread, anyway?


Not sure really but it seems natural since it's a Tolkien based website.

What's your question elven_fencer?
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on: July 09, 2014 11:14
Oh, right.

Why did Feanor tell Varda no when asked to give her the Sils?
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