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on: December 22, 2014 07:00
Unfortunately, Gollum puked it up in everyone else's food!
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on: December 22, 2014 08:13
Ugh!

Fortunately, there were Wargs that came and ate the puked on food.
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on: December 22, 2014 07:17
Unfortunately, it gave them terrible gas.
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on: December 23, 2014 03:16
Lindarielwen what you said was even more "Ugh!"!

Fortunately they realised that they weren't enhancing the story and ran off back to Mordor before they stank the place out.
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on: December 23, 2014 06:10
Yeah, you're right.

Unfortunately, Sauron could not stand how they smelled so he sent them to Isengard.
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on: December 23, 2014 06:27
Tolkien is Hobbit-forming

Fortunately, Saruman was happy with that, as he had not taken a shower since before the awakening of the elves and they smelt like roses in comparison to him.

[Edited on 12/23/2014 by PSK]
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on: December 23, 2014 07:26
Unfortunately, the wargs thought Saruman smelled really bad so they left for Rohan.
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on: December 23, 2014 07:50
Tolkien is Hobbit-forming

Fortunately they died on the journey, and left this story alone, also stopping us getting sidetracked in the process. Nothing was heard of them ever again. Ever.

[Edited on 12/23/2014 by PSK]
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on: December 23, 2014 07:51
Unfortunately, no one now knows where the story left off.
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on: December 23, 2014 07:57
Tolkien is Hobbit-forming

Fortunately, I remember! Gollum was now feeling much better

[Edited on 12/23/2014 by PSK]
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on: December 23, 2014 08:00
Unfortunately, Gollum tried to eat cooked fish instead of raw fish.
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on: December 23, 2014 08:02
Fortunately, Sam stopped him just in time
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on: December 23, 2014 08:28
Unfortunately, Merry ate the cooked fish and turned green.
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on: December 23, 2014 12:27
Fortunately, the condition was only temporary and he felt fine after a half an hour or so.
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on: December 23, 2014 02:26
Unfortunately, Merry had heard of sushi and therefore tried a bit of the raw fish.
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on: December 27, 2014 08:03
Fortunately, the fish was freshly caught.
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on: December 28, 2014 07:27
Tolkien is Hobbit-forming

Unfortunately, a Hobbits digestive system can't handle raw fish and so Merry also puked.
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on: December 29, 2014 07:15
Fortunately, Gandalf had Tums and he passed them around.
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on: December 29, 2014 08:12
Unfortunately, Merry didn't know what Tums were and didn't trust Gandalf so he didn't take one
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on: December 29, 2014 09:34
Fortunately, Pippin sat on Merry and forced a Tum down Merry's throat.
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on: December 29, 2014 01:39
Unfortunately, there was suddenly a loud crash! and boom! And it began to rain. Hard.
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on: December 29, 2014 06:25
Fortunately, Sauron had lovely pink umbrellas that he handed out to everyone.
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on: December 29, 2014 06:50
Unfortunately, Gollum wanted a black umbrella and started whining very loudly.
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on: December 30, 2014 05:23
Fortunately, Boromir had a black umbrella and he threw it at Gollum.
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on: December 30, 2014 09:20
Unfortunately Gollum did not catch it, and it fell apart when it hit the ground.
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on: December 30, 2014 10:05
Tolkien is Hobbit-forming

Fortunately Gollum begrudgingly accepted a pink one
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on: December 30, 2014 07:28
"Morgoth loves Angainor"

Unfortunately, he accidentally stabbed Boromir with it.
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on: December 31, 2014 06:50
Fortunately, Boromir laughed because the umbrella turned into a bouquet of flowers as soon as it touched him.
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on: December 31, 2014 08:34
Unfortunately, Gollum tried to have a laugh by poking the flowers at him, and they turned back into the umbrella and killed him :/
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on: December 31, 2014 01:41
Fortunately, Boromir was wearing mithril, and the umbrella only grazed him slightly.
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on: December 31, 2014 02:09
Unfortunately, the tip of the umbrella was poisoned, so the graze was fatal.

I dont like Boromir very much
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on: December 31, 2014 02:42
Fortunately, Sauron decided to put everyone out of their misery, and put Boromir out of sight so (Sean Bean) he could act out his death quietly.

I don't mind Boromir, really.

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on: December 31, 2014 05:57
I ❤ Boromir .... he tends to get a bad rap for some reason.

"Morgoth loves Angainor"

Unfortunately, Pippin sneezed in the middle of the death scene and distracted everybody.
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on: December 31, 2014 06:09
Fortunately, Merry had a handkerchief and covered Pippin's nose and mouth just in time.
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"Morgoth loves Angainor"

Unfortunately, Boromir was very annoyed because his death scene had been interrupted.
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