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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: April 17, 2016 01:27
Unfortunately, Aragorn told them not to pay any attention to her.

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on: April 17, 2016 01:39
Fortunately, Ugluk was dumb so he attacked Aragorn.
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on: April 17, 2016 01:54
Unfortunately, he tripped while running toward him and fell into a mud-puddle.

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on: April 18, 2016 05:40
Fortunately, this special mud was the kind that would be very much en vogue several ages later in places then called spas.
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on: April 18, 2016 06:30
Unfortunately, it was an idea before its time and nothing came of it, but a messy dunking.

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on: April 20, 2016 12:34
Fortunately Ulgulk was now beautiful.
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on: April 21, 2016 05:52
Unfortunately, that totally freaked him out.
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on: April 21, 2016 12:35
Fortunately, he met an Orcess who fell in love with him.

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on: April 21, 2016 01:03
Unfortunately she was a terrible cook
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on: April 21, 2016 11:30
Fortunately, he did the cooking.
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on: April 22, 2016 12:05
Unfortunately, he gave her food poisoning.
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on: April 23, 2016 01:08
Fortunately, she recovered quickly and forgave him
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on: April 29, 2016 07:22
Unfortunately, they now decided (correctly) that they needed someone else to cook for them, and went on a raid to abduct some poor unfortunate cook.
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on: May 01, 2016 03:51
Fortunately they found Éowyn who offered to make one of her stews.
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on: May 02, 2016 01:10
Unfortunately, she made her fish stew.
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on: May 03, 2016 08:00
Fortunately, the fish was fresh.
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on: May 07, 2016 03:46
Unfortunately, Gollum was as averse to cooked food as he had ever been, and complained accordingly.

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on: May 07, 2016 04:58
Fortunately, he was able to catch another fish for himself.
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on: May 08, 2016 05:26
Unfortunately, this fish turned out to be a Piranha which had seriously lost its way.
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on: May 08, 2016 05:31
Fortunately, it didn't bite Gollum.
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on: May 11, 2016 04:25
Unfortunately, it bit Éowyn - who was NOT amused! Image
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on: May 11, 2016 09:43
Fortunately, Gimli killed it with his axe.

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on: May 11, 2016 09:51
Unfortunately it burst into flames.
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on: May 11, 2016 10:06
Fortunately, only the handle was actually burnt up.

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on: May 13, 2016 07:29
Unfortunately, the handle set Gimli's beard on fire.
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on: May 15, 2016 03:35
Fortunately, Aragorn was able to douse Gimli with a bucket of water, putting out the fire.
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on: May 15, 2016 08:06
Unfortunately, the water caused Gimli's armour to rust and squeak.

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on: May 15, 2016 10:59
When I read "Unfortunately it burst into flames." above, I thought it was the fish!

Fortunately, the Piranha Gimli had killed turned out to be very oily, so Gimli was able to remedy his problems with his armor with this fish oil.
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on: May 16, 2016 06:49
Unfortunately, the rank odour of the fish oil overwhelmed him and he passed out.

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on: May 16, 2016 07:11
Fortunately, out of nowhere, Idril came by and gave him some flowers to tickle his nose so he would wake up.

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Literally I just pulled that one out of nowhere LOL
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on: May 16, 2016 07:38
LOL

Unfortunately, he was highly allergic to them and his face swelled up like a balloon.

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on: May 17, 2016 05:19
Fortunately, Legolas was not there to mock him.

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on: May 17, 2016 11:21
Unfortunately, Thranduil was there to mock him instead.

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on: May 18, 2016 04:39
Fortunately, Thranduil stubbed his toe and had other things to worry about.

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on: May 18, 2016 11:09
Unfortunately, Galadriel took exception to his language after stubbing said toe.

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