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on: February 25, 2017 06:48
TPAM has not informed me that one of Oscar's furfriend battalions are the moles that have done some serious earthwork on the meadow we can see from our loggia!
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on: February 25, 2017 10:03
TPAM hasn't realised it but his ninja squirrels have infiltrated his workplace and are bent on eliminating anything that causes him grief.
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on: March 04, 2017 04:26
TPAM has not informed me that the ninja squirrels have camouflaged themselves as rabbits to gain entrance to my workplace.
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on: March 04, 2017 12:01
TPAM is mistaken they've disguised themselves as felines by wearing armour specifically designed for felines.
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on: March 05, 2017 05:25
TPAM should be able explain why squirrels, hares, rabbits and felines have been able to do things on the meadow below our loggia which seem for the uninitiated to be molehills.
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on: March 05, 2017 06:48
TPAM should be able to explain where all these critters, including his squirrels are getting the money to purchase tailor-made armour.
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on: March 08, 2017 05:17
TPAM is keeping me in the dark about the possibility that what looks like molehills in the meadow to be seen from our loggia is in reality a secret search for very valuable Bronze-age relics.
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on: March 08, 2017 09:28
TPAM will have to exercise caution as a one-dog tracking team has decided to check out the "mole" problems in the meadow seen fro his loggia. He's donning his armour as we speak and practicing quick entries in and out of his feline furfriends feline door.

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on: March 08, 2017 11:19
TPAM hasn't warned the one-dog tracking to rustproof his armor, as otherwise his checking out the "mole" problems in the meadow seen from our loggia could quickly cause loud squeaking noises of rusty metal joint due to our current incessant drizzle.
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on: March 09, 2017 12:22
The owner of the one-dog tracker thanks TPAH and will pass along his tip. Meanwhile, TPAM should know the karate chopping rabbits are on the loose again, and nobody knows where they're off to this time.

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on: March 10, 2017 04:59
TPAM is concealing the exact location where the karate chopping rabbits are on the loose again (nobody knows where they're off to this time ... yeah, sure ...); they certainly ain't here!
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on: March 10, 2017 05:50
TPAM really loves the twice yearly time change.

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on: March 11, 2017 04:49
TPAM strictly limits herself to one site at a time when surfing the Internet.
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on: March 16, 2017 09:14
TPAM really enjoy the longer days, especially when the sun pours in his bedroom windows in the morning.
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on: March 17, 2017 03:04
TPAM logs on to CoE at least three times a day.
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on: March 17, 2017 09:41
TPAM out-scored me in the RDTT today.
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on: March 18, 2017 08:48
TPAM believes CoE is the only JRRT site that exists on the Internet.
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on: March 18, 2017 11:20
TPAM changes his signature on a weekly basis.
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on: March 19, 2017 03:14
TPAM has never had a different user-name anywhere on the Internet, ever.
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on: March 19, 2017 09:40
TPAM is a true techie when it comes to computers.
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on: March 20, 2017 08:09
TPAM helped to develop the computer language BASIC.
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on: March 20, 2017 01:23
TPAM speaks numerous African dialects.
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on: March 21, 2017 01:00
TPAM won the women's downhill ski race at the 1976 Winter Olympics at Innsbruck, Austria.
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on: March 23, 2017 11:03
TPAM is a world-class marathoner.
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on: March 24, 2017 02:26
TPAM went scuba-diving with Jacques Cousteau.
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on: March 24, 2017 11:55
TPAM has abseiled down the Eiffel Tower.
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on: March 24, 2017 06:56
TPAM's furfriend have been visited by a Kodiak bear cub they befriended there during their still mysterious excursion to that island.
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on: March 25, 2017 07:20
TPAM hasn't been in the site chatroom today.
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on: March 25, 2017 08:34
TPAM has posted ten times in the last five minutes of the chat.
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on: March 31, 2017 09:39
Of all the Elves in Tolkien's Legendarium, Fëanor is by far TPAM's favourite Elf.

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on: April 01, 2017 03:56
TPAM is unaware that there are "Dear Diary" threads here on CoE.
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on: April 02, 2017 08:11
TPAM thinks snakes feel really yucky.

"A novel, highly virulent strain of draconic rhinovirus has been isolated from the upper respiratory tract of a dragon with severe sinus congestion."
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on: April 03, 2017 06:56
TPAM is unaware that there are "Hangman" threads here on CoE.
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on: April 03, 2017 09:43
TPAM has never seen a live hippopotamus.

"A novel, highly virulent strain of draconic rhinovirus has been isolated from the upper respiratory tract of a dragon with severe sinus congestion."
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on: April 04, 2017 05:08
TPAM breeds Golden Eagles.
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