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on: August 16, 2016 01:29
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Simply say something that isn't true about the last person who posted.

I have moved the last post in Part 10 forward to this new thread
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on: August 16, 2016 01:30
Thankfully, peanuts and walnuts are durable foodstuffs - the squirrels are currently apparently avoiding the lawn with a vengeance!

TPAM's dog Oscar, having finished reading his way through TPAM's complete Garfield collection, is now furiously opposed to a name-change to "Odie"!
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on: August 16, 2016 01:31
TPAM sleeps like a baby during the summer months.

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on: August 17, 2016 05:13
TPAM's dog Oscar is now demanding that TPAM's cats also be sent to obedience school, because he considers their behavior intolerable.
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on: August 17, 2016 03:16
I would love to but using obedience and cats in the same sentence is something of an oxymoron.

May one assume that TPAM'S mini squirrel ninjas have made an appearance?

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on: August 18, 2016 03:20
Less than a handful of appearances in quite a while - they remain very reticent, for whatever reason.

TPAM's cats are reading TPAM's dictionary to learn more about this strange word obedience.
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on: August 18, 2016 01:36
Probably avoiding the flying cats. LOL

TPAM is looking forward to seeing PJ's concept for a Silmarillion trilogy.

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on: August 19, 2016 12:31
TPAM doesn't like being a CoE moderator.
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on: August 19, 2016 05:23
TPAM is puzzled because, despite having found some few Harry Potter threads, the vast majority of threads have nothing to do with what she wrongly believes to be the central theme of this site.

[Edited on 08/19/2016 by Gandolorin]
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on: August 20, 2016 04:53
TPAM has developed a serious addiction to Pokémon Go

"Fiddlesticks and Fluffdoodle"
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on: August 24, 2016 05:11
TPAM's pets (Canis familiaris and Felis catus) are now plowing their way through TPAM's encyclopedias (general and zoology-specific) in a vain attempt at proving that the the one or the other is superior to the other or the one in - something.
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on: August 25, 2016 06:14
TPAM's ninja squirrels have started taking Japanese lessons, as they feel they should speak the language if they're going to live the lifestyle.

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on: August 26, 2016 07:59
TPAM has not posted in the Games Forum today, not at all, no way, nada. Image
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on: August 26, 2016 08:06
Neither has TPAM Image

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on: August 26, 2016 10:09
TPAM is still posting away to beat the band in the Games Forum.
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on: August 28, 2016 06:12
TPAM has posted in a couple of the dormant threads today.

"See, lads, next time this young varmint sets foot on my land, you can eat him. Now see him off!"
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on: August 29, 2016 04:51
TPAM did not post one single time in the Games thread yesterday.
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on: August 29, 2016 04:53
TPAM wants to marry Aragorn so badly.
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on: August 29, 2016 02:44
TPAM has decided to train as a juggler of fruits and vegetables.

"See, lads, next time this young varmint sets foot on my land, you can eat him. Now see him off!"
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on: August 30, 2016 01:09
TPAM is a motorcycle in disguise
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on: August 30, 2016 07:43
TPAM's avatar avi has no serious competition for the title of the most wild-and-woolly breakdance avatar on this site.
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on: August 31, 2016 02:40
TPAM keeps several sacks of acorns on his balcony.

"See, lads, next time this young varmint sets foot on my land, you can eat him. Now see him off!"
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on: September 01, 2016 04:04
TPAM's dog Oscar has refused to move into his new domicile before the cable TV installation there is up and running.
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on: September 01, 2016 12:12
Don't laugh, the nimrods have already mentioned it. Image

TPAM is hoping his ninja squirrels will leave the rabbit warren and move into the new digs he's built them on his balcony.

"Huan chases Tevildo up trees just for the fun of it."
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on: September 02, 2016 05:14
Ahh - nimrods? Image

TPAM's cats have been dropping unsubtle hints that if this new four-legged family member (aka Canis familiaris Oscar) has been given a new domicile, they expect something analogous and appropriate for themselves.
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on: September 03, 2016 03:02
Per Wikipedia: "In contemporary American English, the term is now commonly used to mean a dimwitted or a stupid person, a usage first recorded in 1932 and popularized by the cartoon character Bugs Bunny, who sarcastically refers to the hunter Elmer Fudd as "nimrod", as an ironic connection between "mighty hunter" and "poor little Nimrod", i.e. Fudd."

Since TPAM's ninja squirrels will be remaining in the rabbit warren for the winter, TPAM has decided to adopt a couple of hedgehogs.

""Huan chases Tevildo up trees just for the fun of it."
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on: September 04, 2016 01:07
TPAM has been receiving puzzled written inquiries from her cable TV provider as to what exactly the two new cable extensions she has requested have as a target audience.

[Edited on 09/10/2016 by Gandolorin]
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on: September 05, 2016 09:02
TPAM has been receiving eviction notices from his landlord due to the "comings and goings of an odd bunch of squirrels on his balcony".
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on: September 08, 2016 05:49
TPAM notified her cable TV provider that a channel with 24/7 pet food commercials would be appropriate. But Now TPAM's carnivore mammals have started complaining about the totally useless birdseed commercials interrupting the interesting stuff.
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on: September 08, 2016 10:28
Image TPAM has provided his landlord with a detailed research paper titled: Ninja Squirrels And Their Hidden Impact On The German Economy.
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on: September 10, 2016 05:24
TPAM's felidae have suddenly changed their minds and declared birdseed commercials to be extremely interesting, for reasons they refuse to elaborate.
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on: September 10, 2016 09:30
TPAM'S wife has sided with the landlord and says all of the critters, be they hedgehogs or ninja squirrels, must evacuate the premises ... immediately!
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on: September 10, 2016 09:30
TPAM'S wife has sided with the landlord and says all of the critters, be they hedgehogs or ninja squirrels, must evacuate the premises ... immediately!
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on: September 12, 2016 03:38
TPAM's Canis familiaris Oscar was curious about TPAM's felidae's sudden interest in birdseed, ordered some on the Internet, tasted it - and now considers TPAM's felidae to be totally cracked, so much that he's lobbying for their classification as carnivores to be revoked.
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on: September 12, 2016 09:27
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TPAM'S life is becoming more and more complicated because, he no sooner got rid of all the four-legged critters off his balcony, when he awoke to discover a dozen chickens and a rooster had taken up residence.
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