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on: September 13, 2016 12:33
TPAM has decided to wear underwear on their head for two days straight.
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on: September 13, 2016 01:14
TPAM has three kids and a mortgage.

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on: September 14, 2016 12:09
TPAM is a clown-for-hire.
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on: September 14, 2016 05:21
TPAM has never chatted with me here on CoE.
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on: September 14, 2016 07:27
TPAM has chatted with me many times here.

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on: September 16, 2016 05:34
TPAM has a photo-perfect memory of all the chats we have had on CoE, especially the chatroom sessions we have shared with others in our common CoE realm.
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on: September 16, 2016 03:01
TPAM has decided to go swimming in the Rhine on January 1st, 2017.

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on: September 17, 2016 03:59
TPAM has decided to leave her original domicile to the two reputed carnivore species she used to describe as pets, and to move into the much more - cable-wise - connected domicile she had originally renovated for her Canis familiaris pet.
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on: September 17, 2016 07:26
TPAM has finally rid himself of all avian species, only to discover the ninja squirrels have returned. Apparently, one of them assassinated the Head Rabbit, and they had to leave the warren.

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on: September 19, 2016 04:28
TPAM's furry co-inhabitants (not domicile-wise, but property-wise) have found out that without opposable thumbs, they don't have a snowball's chance in a very hot place to open the tin cans in which the food that TPAM bought for them is contained, as all available can-openers are 100% dependent on an opposable thumb. But since TPAM is thoroughly enjoying the enhanced cable TV in the domicile she had originally renovated for her Canis familiaris pet, she is playing very hard-to-get in ongoing negotiations.
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on: September 21, 2016 02:21
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TPAM has been working feverishly to rehome his ninja squirrels but they're becoming increasingly aggressive and resistant to all suggestions. Since TPAM is not a ninja anything, he's becoming concerned for his safety.


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on: September 23, 2016 08:13
With the ongoing negotiations having come to the resolution that both domiciles will be served by the same enhanced cable TV services, and that to avoid possible program conflicts each inhabitant will be furnished with a personal screen, the bickering about details now centers on the size of the screen each inhabitant is to be supplied with (with a preliminary tendency towards allowing the elder inhabitants with correspondingly lessened sharpness of vision being allocated the bigger screens - but negotiations continue ...) Image
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on: September 23, 2016 08:16
TPAM has finally found suitable winter quarters for his ninja squirrels but, work has apparently been spread about his generosity, and a number of hedgehogs, badgers and ninja-squirrel relatives have now shown up so they can be found suitable winter quarters as well.

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on: September 23, 2016 09:01
TPAM's furry co-inhabitants, now having Internet access, have noticed TPAM's frequent mentions of ninja something-or-other, and are pestering TPAM about what this possibly fun stuff is all about.
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on: September 23, 2016 10:06
Tever resourcefulPAM, having realised that I have a number of hazelnut trees growing next to me, has sent his blasted ninja squirrels to "winter in a kinder clime". This person's cats are quite adamant about not sharing their TVs with them, and a miniature war has broken out.

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on: September 25, 2016 01:06
TPAM has unwittingly revealed to this person where the local squirrels have been hiding (but not how they got there). But since some squirrels (with knowledge what the sound of two walnuts being rubbed or hit against each other means - food!!!) have returned, this person's skeptical views about North American TV programs (without the slightest knowledge of details) are being reinforced. This person's guess is that it resembles the dregs of local private TV station "fare".
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on: September 25, 2016 12:57
Since TPAM is aware of the erosion of intellectual capacity caused by the mindless violence provided to TV viewers in North America, he won't be surprised when his ninja squirrels return home, totally out of control.

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on: September 30, 2016 08:16
TPAM's furry co-inhabitants have complained that using a keyboard and that thingy totally misnamed a mouse is just unnecessarily cramping their Internet surfing, and have thus been incessantly nagging TPAM to buy them an i-Pad or comparable equipment.
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on: September 30, 2016 02:39
TPAM has lost all of his common sense if he thinks my "furry co-inhabitants" are getting "an i-Pad or comparable equipment". They can keep themselves amused by catching the mouse that's moved into the kitchen.

Meanwhile, rampaging ninja squirrels are all the news in Germany and a certain member of this site is laying low until the kerfuffle has died down.


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on: September 30, 2016 02:43
TPAM listens to Slayer to wake up each morning.
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on: October 01, 2016 08:58
TPAM would never listen to a band like Slayer.
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on: October 04, 2016 01:11
TPAM would never listen to anything, as she hates ALL sounds.
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on: October 05, 2016 03:48
TPAM was by far the most active member in the Games Forum in 2016.
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on: October 05, 2016 01:07
TPAM lives on a houseboat on the Rhine.
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on: October 05, 2016 10:09
TPAM thinks that all books in the world should be destroyed.
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on: October 08, 2016 08:47
TPAM can't stand Tolkien's elves.
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on: October 09, 2016 10:38
TPAM believes that Bilbo Baggins was the fourth president of Brazil.
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on: October 10, 2016 03:45
TPAM is a member of the Realm of Vairë the Weaver.
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on: October 10, 2016 04:44
TPAM has his Christmas decorations up already.
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on: October 12, 2016 05:46
TPAM has told her canine and feline co-inhabitants to come up with some really exiting new Christmas decorations this year, because otherwise she is considering outsourcing the whole job to some Ninja squirrels oddly reputed to originate in central Europe.
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on: October 12, 2016 12:37
TPAM is trying to foist his ninja squirrels on me and mine under the guise of them being fabulous Christmas decorators, but I'm not buying it. Besides my furfriends have already started decorating their 'mansion'.

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on: October 16, 2016 01:39
TPAM has warned her furfriends to eliminate all nuts (walnuts, hazel nuts, etc.) from the Christmas decorations, as that will only attract the fearsome ninja - oh never mind ninja, it will attract all kinds of squirrels, and after they have plundered the decorations of all nuts, the decorations will be in a sadly tattered state.
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on: October 17, 2016 05:32
TPAM is judicious in his warning, and they thank him for his unsolicited advice. They are using multiple strings of lights so they can bat the lights around when they feel up to it.

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on: October 18, 2016 03:57
TPAM is currently exasperated at having to adjudicate some typical and expectable canine-feline disagreements (think wagging tails), at present centering on the height above ground that the lights of the Christmas decorations should be placed.
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on: October 18, 2016 10:26
TPAM should have his ninja squirrels back by the weekend.

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