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silver_Tinuviel
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on: October 18, 2016 07:46
TPAM is thinking about completing Tolkien's 13-page LOTR sequel "The New Shadow" and calling it "The Shadow of the Ninja Squirrels".
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on: October 19, 2016 05:30
TPAM is a big Hobbit, Hobbit, Smaug player.

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on: October 19, 2016 06:06
TPAM opened a chatroom today.
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on: October 20, 2016 05:54
TPAM will be providing lightweight armour for his ninja squirrels.
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on: October 21, 2016 03:34
TPAM's furfriends are building an electric fence around their domicile to guard against "The Return Of The Armored Ninja Squirrels."
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on: October 21, 2016 09:48
TPAM is hoping the squirrels won't return from battle, even though their armour cost a small fortune.

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on: October 24, 2016 04:38
TPAM has, utilizing minimal design changes, incorporated the electric fence built by her furfriends into this year's Christmas decorations.
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on: October 24, 2016 09:45
TPAM may lose his investment in armour if the squirrels touch the electrified fence.
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on: October 26, 2016 04:31
TPAM's furfriends have decided that the electrified fence provides much more amusement than the puny static electricity their fur gathers from combing or brushing.
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on: October 27, 2016 11:20
TPAM thinks his armour clad squirrels will be able to circumvent the electric fence, and be home in time to put up the Christmas decorations on the balcony.
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on: October 28, 2016 03:46
TPAM is becoming increasingly annoyed with her furfriends, as their increasingly bizarre playing around with the electrified fence is causing more and more of the light-bulbs in the attached Christmas decorations to blow out.
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on: October 28, 2016 11:37
Unfortunately, TPAM's armoured squirrels short-circuited the fence and the cats and Oscar have decided not to replace in lieu of more gaudy Christmas decorations.
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on: October 29, 2016 01:37
TPAM has bee trying out costumes on her furfriends to decide which one should enter the soon-to-be-held local Rudolph-The-Red-Nosed-Reindeer-lookalike contest (to the extreme annoyance of her furfriends).
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on: October 29, 2016 01:31
I think Oscar has won lost the competition.

TPAM is saving to by Christmas gifts for his squirrels, who have decided they don't like metal armour, and are asking for kevlar armour instead.

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on: October 30, 2016 05:32
TPAM is puzzled where all this debris vaguely (very vaguely) resembling tortoise shells littering her property originates, and if her furfriends are in any way involved in its sudden appearance.
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on: October 30, 2016 07:17
TPAM has managed to find several miniature kevlar vests but hasn't managed to find matching greaves, and is frantically looking on the internet to find a supplier.

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on: October 31, 2016 07:19
TPAM's feline furfriends are now demanding helmets for themselves, as they find cuddling up at the top of the recliner has become dangerously unpredictable of late.
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on: October 31, 2016 03:34
LOL

TPAM has finally finished ordering all of the squirrels' presents, but is now horrified to discover that paying for all of the gear will require that he work three more years.

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on: November 02, 2016 08:56
TPAM has bought her feline furfriends a book elaborating on why (and how) felines always land on their feet when unexpectedly confronted with a Newton situation (aka "yikes, gravity is NOT just a hypothesis!!!" )

[Edited on 11/05/2016 by Gandolorin]
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on: November 03, 2016 02:54
TPAM's real name is Sherlock-Johnny Holmes III.
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on: November 03, 2016 04:53
It's really awesome to have you joining in our games silver. Image

TPAM lives in a shoe with her fifteen children, and assorted pets.

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on: November 03, 2016 06:42
Thanks!! I've been here for about 12 or 13 years, but the activity diminished in time and I took a break at some point. I've always loved this site.

TPAM is really annoyed by my presence here and is going to report me to Lord Elrond himself.
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on: November 03, 2016 06:58
TPAM is a newcomer to CoE.

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on: November 03, 2016 07:11
TPAM believes that CoE stands for "Contamination of Eggplant".
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on: November 04, 2016 01:05
For whatever reason the my avi and smiley links aren't working ... it seems to be a recurrent affliction so I'll just write my comment to the above post ... LOL

TPAM is a member of the legal profession where she plays a DA (Devil's Advocate).

“Very odd you are, indeed. Root and twig, very odd!"
"But in that time also he made this scroll"
"Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."
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on: November 05, 2016 03:44
TPAM has patiently tried to explain to her feline furfriends that they do not need to put butter on the soles of their paws to comply with one postulate of Murphy's Law.

[Edited on 11/18/2016 by Gandolorin]
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on: November 05, 2016 02:00
Actually it was ... they had better not put butter on their paw pads.

TPAM is trying to figure out how he's going to explain the presence of the huge squirrels' nest on his balcony to his landlord, especially now that they've seen ES's fur-friends beautifully decorated mansion, and have decided to decorate the nest in similar fashion.

“Very odd you are, indeed. Root and twig, very odd!"
"But in that time also he made this scroll"
"Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."
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on: November 08, 2016 03:48
While TPAM's canine furfriend has been delighted to play with some bounce-challenged old tennis-balls of mysterious origin, TPAM's feline furfriends quickly lost all interest in these potential toys due to their disgust with the "pooch-slobber" that the tennis-balls became drenched with due to their fuzzy surfaces absorbing the disgusting liquid.
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on: November 09, 2016 09:47
TPAM is dreading his landlord's next visit. The squirrels are not only decorating his balcony with a wide variety of glittering objects and flashing strings of lights, the neighbours have asked them to decorate their balconies as well.

A side effect of the glittery objects is the massive influx of corvids to the area.

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on: November 16, 2016 10:35
TPAM is of the opinion that one should (a vaguely Buddhist notion, perhaps) sleep on hard surfaces, like the ground or appropriately hard raised sleeping accommodations.
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on: November 16, 2016 12:51
TPAM will spend extravagantly on a new bed and mattress.
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on: November 17, 2016 09:14
I spoke to TPAM yesterday.
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on: November 17, 2016 01:53
TPAM knits socks for a living.
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on: November 18, 2016 04:29
TPAM's favorite snack is that fermented Greenland shark stuff from Iceland.
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on: November 18, 2016 09:31
TPAM leases his cars so he will havr a variety of motor cars to suit,
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