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Gandolorin
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on: December 19, 2016 04:37
TPAM is being deviously unhelpful with her "information" as she knows perfectly well that we have no attics in our abode.

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on: December 19, 2016 08:18
TPAM can continue to speculate but, it's sufficient to say his squirrels aided and abetted by the crows are planning a Christmas 'surprise' for him.

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on: December 20, 2016 02:43
TPAM knows perfectly well that the local crows, magpies and bluejays are much too occupied with intrigues to keep each other away from the nuts I throw from the balcony (like this morning) to have any time left for any conspiracies involving squirrels.

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on: December 20, 2016 11:51
What TPAM doesn't realise is that the felidae have a crow friend that has agreed to act on their behalf to get said squirrels into serious difficulties.

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on: December 21, 2016 12:17
TPAM must inform her felidae that their automatic Internet translation app for "Crow (German)" is seriously deficient.

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on: December 21, 2016 09:33
TPAM should be alarmed to realise that, when I went to inform the felidae of this deficiency, they kept on packing. They wouldn't tell me where they were going, but I caught one of them trying to hide a book of "Handy German Phrases for Felidae".

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on: December 22, 2016 01:42
TPAM's Canis familiaris can hardly hide his glee about TPAM's felidae packing their stuff to go on a wild-something-or-other-chase, leaving him as the sole furfriend receiving TPAM's attention and affection for a while. Image

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on: December 22, 2016 05:46
TPAM hasn't read a book for a long time.

[Edited on 12/22/2016 by ItarildeSirfalas]
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on: December 22, 2016 07:27
TPAM is unable to translate the elvish phrase in her signature.

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on: December 23, 2016 04:04
TPAM has been neither Smaugee nor Smauger as long as she has been active on CoE.

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on: December 23, 2016 09:51
TPAM speaks only in hand signals.
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on: December 23, 2016 12:23
TPAM lives in an igloo at the North Pole.

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on: December 24, 2016 10:44
TPAM is a humbug.
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on: December 25, 2016 01:23
TPAM believes that leeches are the universal cure for acne.
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on: December 25, 2016 04:22
TPAM lives in a tree.
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on: December 26, 2016 02:05
TPAM has built up an insurmountable lead in the RDTT thread this month.
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on: December 26, 2016 04:40
TPAM received several battered suitcases, crammed with acorns, for Christmas.

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on: December 27, 2016 01:15
TPAM is trying to explain to a severely agitated (what else is new?) Scrat (of "Ice Age" fame - or infamy) where his battered suitcases ended up.
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on: December 27, 2016 05:37
TPAM is going to hibernate until next Christmas.

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on: December 27, 2016 06:43
TPAM has a second job mucking out horse stalls.

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on: December 28, 2016 01:18
TPAM is the boss at my second job in the stalls.

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on: December 28, 2016 05:59
TPAM quit her job at the stables and is now a street mime.

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on: December 30, 2016 03:08
TPAM wasn't happy I quit my job, so tells people to avoid me when I'm miming.

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on: December 30, 2016 05:12
TPAM is trying to explain to some confused ninja squirrels (which have only become stranded before TPAM's abode due to some inscrutable machinations by TPATPAM) how to cross a strait with heavy ship traffic to reach the continent that is their true home.
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on: December 31, 2016 03:23
TPAM is watching this occur and is laughing while smoking a pipe.

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on: December 31, 2016 12:27
TPAM is living in a tent in the local park and the authorities are trying to evict her and her pet possum.

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on: January 01, 2017 02:38
TPAM is trying to explain to her felidae that "fishing" for Orcas is a very bad idea because a) Orcas are not fish, and b) the biggest adult orcas reach 10 tons, and even newborn orcas weigh about 400 pounds and are about 8 feet long - forget storage in any freezer in the house!

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on: January 01, 2017 12:01
TPAM enjoys being Smauged as it's no effort for him to include the penalty in his games posts.
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on: January 03, 2017 03:08
TPAM has never posted anything devious in the HHS thread. Never, ever. Image

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on: January 03, 2017 06:30
TPAM lives in the Grand Canyon in a hut.
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on: January 03, 2017 07:54
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TPAM has chickens, goats and geese living in her house, and they're all housebroken.
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on: January 03, 2017 07:02
TPAM is actually a snowman.

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on: January 04, 2017 03:48
TPAM is utterly ignorant of the feature "Message Box" here on CoE.

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on: January 04, 2017 05:30
TPAM has no clue how to use smileys; his ninja squirrels on the other hand .....
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on: January 04, 2017 08:43
I'll need to watch out for these ninja squirrels...

TPAM has only read 'The Hobbit' half-way through.

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"When you get as old as we elves do, a change is always nice, now and again."
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