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shenarwin
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Post Lord of the Pants
on: May 01, 2003 06:25
It's time for some humor! Lets be a little silly. Feel free to make up your own.

So Far for the "Lord of the Pants" ideas:
- These pants are perilous Aragorn, we should never have come here (Gimli)
- You fought bravely. You have kept your pants (Aragorn)
- You shall not pants (Gandalf)
- What about pants, has he heard of them? Don't think so, Pip (Pippin and Meriadoc)
- I carry no pants. Exactly (Frodo and Aragorn)
- I only ask for the strength to defend my pants (Boromir)
- Come into the pants (Arwen)
- They were once pants. Great Kings of Pants (Aragorn)
- This wound is beyond my skill, we need elvish pants (Aragorn)
- A shadow under threat has been growing in my pants (Legolas)
- Your pants will do you no good (Gandalf)
- Give them some pants for pity's sake! (Boromir)
- Tell me, friend. When did Saruman give up reason for pants? (Gandalf)
- We should go into the Pants of Moria. No Gimli, I would not enter Moria
unless I had no other choice. (Gimli and Gandalf)
- The World is changing. I can feel it in the pants. (Narrator)
- My people are leaving these pants (Elrond)
- It is in pants that we must place our hope. Pants? Pants are weak. (Gandalf and Elrond)
- The pants of Saruman is not tossed aside lightly (Gandalf)
- Your pants are strong, my lord. Tear them all down (Orc and Saruman)
- FIND THE PANTS!!! (Uruk-Hai)
- Give up the pants, She-Elf (Nazgul)
- They come in pants? I'm getting one! (Pippin)
- Your love of the Halfling's pants has clearly slowed your mind (Saruman)
- The world has it's own comings and goings, hardly knowing of the existence of pants ....for which I am forever grateful (Gandalf)
- Where am I? You are in the pants of Elrond (Gandalf)
- A Balrog. A demon from the underpants (Gandalf)
- Pants could have been destroyed that day, but they were allowed to endure. (Elrond)
- Malt Beer! Red Meat right off the pants! (Gimli)
- And what about very old pants? (Gandalf)
- Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your pants (Gandalf)
- But to let that fear destroy our only pants, why that's madness! (Boromir)
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on: May 02, 2003 01:38
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: May 02, 2003 03:03
Oh my gosh... what made you come up with those? -bursts out laughing-
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on: May 02, 2003 04:18
Lol!
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on: May 02, 2003 04:40
lol!! My cousin (evenstar152, lotrcrazy, lotrfan and I were having soo much fun doing lord of the pants. My favorite was, "King Theoden does not recognize friend from foe. Not even his own pants."
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on: May 02, 2003 06:27
"Bilbo found it... in Gollum's pants."
That has always been my favorite! Ohhhh the mental images LOL

Some more to enjoy:

- I give you the pants of Earendil (Galadriel)
- There's only one Lord of the Ring. And he does not share pants (Gandalf)
- My brother. My captain. My pants. (Boromir)
- By nightfall these hills will be swarming with pants! (Aragorn)
- Fly, you pants! (Gandalf)
- But it cannot stay in the pants! (Frodo) (mental images again!)
- Shortcut to what? Pants! (Sam and Pippin)
- You must lead the people to Helm's Pants (Theoden)
- Are you pants? Yes. (Aragorn and Frodo)
- Who do you turn to when we are gone? The Dwarves? They hide in their caves, seeking pants. (Elrond)
- The same blood flows through my pants (Aragorn)
- She only wanted to protect her pants. (Elrond)

have more... but no time! will continue later today
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on: May 02, 2003 08:30
-release him, or i''l cut your pants! (Frodo)
-not idly do the pants of Lorien fall (Aragorn)
-pants that could whisper, talk to each other, even move)Merry)
-what about their pants? they don't need those! (grishnakh)
-give me your pants, horsemaster and i shall give you mine (Gimli)
-lower your pants (Aragorn)
-I fear neither death nor pants (Eowyn)
- it is mine to give to whom i will, like my pants (Arwen
-she stays because she still has pants! (Aragorn)
with the script of TTT next to you, you find a lot of inspiration, lol!
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on: May 02, 2003 08:54
Three pants for the Elven - kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf - lords in their pants of stone,
Nine for Mortal men doomed to pants,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark pants
In the Land of pants where pants lie.
One pants to rule them all, one pants to find them,
One pants to bring them all and in the pants bind them.
In the Land of pants where pants lie.
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on: May 02, 2003 11:48
Frodo: nothing ever dampens your pants
lol.:love:
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on: May 02, 2003 04:06
These are HILARIOUS!!!!! Can't...stop....laughing...difficult....to....breath....!:love:
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: May 02, 2003 06:05
OH MY LORD!!! *ROFL* How hilarious! These things are cracking me up! Not to mention the mental images that I'm getting...ah, me and my mind...

-"Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you some pants?" (Legolas)
-"There are no pants in Gondor." (Aragorn)
-"I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants." (Bilbo)
-"You know, you don't see many dwarf pants..." (Gimli)
-"Pants? I am no pants! I am an ent." (Treebeard)
-"They ssstole it from usss, my pantssss..." (Gollum--makes sense, too)
-"No, you would not part an old man from his pants?" (Gandalf)
-"The horsemen took your pants!" (Saruman)
-"Ah! What's that 'orrid stink? I'll warrant there's some nasty pants nearby." (Sam)
-"If we don't defend our pants, Saruman will take them by force." (Eomer)
-"You would die before your pants fell!" (Legolas)
-"Be careful what you say. Do not look for pants here." (Gandalf)
-"You have my pants." (Aragorn)
-"Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your pants." (Gandalf)

Heehee, this is fun!
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: May 03, 2003 06:41
i have 4 whole pages of these......and there are plenty more in the games forum-pants thread. I'll put some up here once I find them!! Fun fun!!
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: May 03, 2003 07:03
I'm sorry for the topic repeat, but they were so funny in the games forum I had to share. I can't wait for ROTK to come out so we can make up new ones......
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: May 05, 2003 06:28
"Bilbo found it... in Gollum's pants."
That has always been my favorite! Ohhhh the mental images LOL


*keels over from all the laughter*
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: May 05, 2003 08:51
Gasping.........from...laughing...so.......hard!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gots a bunch!!!!

-Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants. (Boromir)
-Pants down, Legolas. (Aragorn)
-Release pants! (Elrond)
-Will you look into the pants? (Galadriel) What will I see? (Frodo)
-I want to wear pants again Gandalf, Pants!! (Bilbo)
(All time classic)-The dwarf breaths so lud we could have shot him in the pants. (Haldir)
-The pants of men will fall. (Boromir)
(Another classic)-Why do you recoil? I wear no pants. (Boromir)
-Have you seen them Aragorn? The white pants of Ecthelion? (Boromir)
-It was in this moment that Isildur, so of the king, took up his father's pants. (Prologue)

There are many, many more where those came from!!
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on: May 06, 2003 04:57
Oh man, i love this stuff! LOL!
Here comes a bunch, both from movies and books Enjoy!

The Hobbit:
- In a hole in the pants lived a Hobbit.

FOTR:
- The world has changed. I feel it in the water, I feel it in my pants. I smell it in the air. (Galadriel)
- There is a fell voice in my pants. (Legolas)
- Get off my pants! Quick! (Frodo)
- Elrond: You will be the fellowship of the ring.
Pippin: Great! Where are my pants?
- I know what it is you saw. For it is also in my pants. (Galadriel)
- You have entered the pants of the lady of the wood. You cannot go back. (Haldir)
- You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will wear man pants! (Saruman)
- Sam, we're still in our pants. What could possibly happen? (Frodo)
- You have stout pants, little Hobbit, but that will not save you. (Strider)
- Go on, Sam. Ask Rosie for her pants. (Frodo)
- If you do not find your pants, no one will. (Galadriel)
- Good evening, little masters. If you're seeking undergarments, we've got some nice, cozy, hobbit-sized pants available. (Butterbur)
- This is beyond my skill to clothe. He needs Elvish pants. (Strider)
- I will be dead before I see my pants in the hands of an elf! (Gimli)
- My father is a noble man, but his pants are falling, and our people lose faith. (Boromir)
- Even the smallest person can change their pants. (Galadriel)
- Do you know how pants first came into being? They were trousers once, taken to the dry-cleaners, tortured and mutilated, a ruined and terrible form of clothing. (Saruman)
- Do not be too eager to pull down someone's pants in judgement. (Gandalf)
- Do not take me for a wearer of cheap pants! (Gandalf)
- "Pants indeed!" answered an Elf from the boats. "Never travel far without pants! And one that is long and strong and light. Such are these. They may be a help in many needs," "You don't need to tell me that!" said Sam. "I came without any, and I've been worried ever since."

TTT:
- Gimli: Most of them have seen too many pants.
Legolas: Or too few.
- This creature is bound to my pants. And I to his. (Frodo)
- Open pants are upon you, whether you would risk them or not. (Aragorn)
- A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his pants. (Faramir)
- No parent should have to bury his pants. (Theoden)
- I told you to take the Wizards pants! (Grima)
- I come back to you know at the turn of the pants. (Gandalf)
- He is using Saruman to destroy your pants. (Gandalf)
- Sauron's pants have begun their attack. (Gandalf)
- They were unarmed, they had no pants. (Eowyn)
- I will not risk open pants. (Theoden)
- A new power is arising, its pants are at hand. (Saruman)
- It is an army built for a single purpose, to destroy the pants of men. (Aragorn)
- Where is she, the woman who gave you those pants? (Eowyn)
- The alliance between men and pants is over. (Elrond)
- There will be no pants for men. (Saruman)
- The pants HAVE to hold. (Gandalf)
- There is nothing for you here, only pants. (Elrond)
- These are indeed strange days. Dreams and legends spring pantless out of the grass. (Eomer)
- What has it got in its pantses? (Gollum)

ROTK:
- Sam: Do you remember our pants, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: No, I am afraid not, Sam. At least, I know that we had pants, but I cannot see them?I am naked in the dark, Sam, and there are no pants between me and the wheel of fire.
- Wormtongue halted and looked back at him, half prepared to stay. Saruman turned. "No evil?" he cackled. "Oh no! Even when he sneaks out at night it is only to look at pants.


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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: May 06, 2003 05:04
"The horn of Helm Hammerhand, shall sound in the pants... one last time!"- Theoden
"Now for wrath, now for ruin and the red pants!"- Theoden
"Let this be the hour we draw pants together"
"Eothain, Eothain! Take your pants, you will go faster with two."- Morwen
"Riders of Rohan, what news from the pants?"- Aragorn
"But pappa says Eothain must not ride pants. He's too big for him."- Freda
"Listen to me: i will find pants!"- Morwen
"They had no pants, they where unarmed"- Eowyn
"Where was Gondor when the pants fell?"- Theoden
"I bring word from Elrond of Rivendell. An alliance once exsisted between men and pants. Long ago we fought and died together. We come to honour that alliegence."- Haldir
"There armour is weak in the neck, and under the pants."- Legolas
"Who now has the strength to stand against us and the union of the two pants?"- Saruman
"This night, the land will be stained with the blood of pants. March to Helm's Deep, leave none alive!"- Saruman
"The horsemen took your pants and sent you to the hills to scratch a living off rock!"- Saruman
"Your pants are gravely wounded, my lord"- Eowyn
"The women of this country learned long ago that those without pants can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain."- Eowyn

that's all for the time being
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on: May 06, 2003 05:09
- You’d find more pants in a graveyard. (Gimli)
- Be pants! (Gandalf)
- Get out of my pants! (Grima)
- Dark have been my pants of late. (Theoden)
- What a tragedy for the King to lose his only son and pants. (Grima)
- Bind their pants. (Faramir)
- They were unarmed. They had no pants. (Eowyn)
- You have my pants (Aragorn) And my pants (Legolas) and my pants (Gimli) ((wow, Frodo sure is popular ))
- ... and on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the pants of Middle-Earth (Galadriel)
- Pants? Pants are weak. (Elrond)
- It is long since we had any pants. (Boromir)

soooo funny!! can't stop... must have more... hahahahaha. Did anyone else try to make a whole conversation of these pants-thingy's?? I did. VERY funny too like this:

"Give up the pants, she-elf."
"What difference is it to you what I do with my pants!"
"And what about very old pants?"
"These are strange pants."
"It’s true you don't see many Dwarf pants…"
"And whose pants are you on?"

Alright, say it; I'm weird!!! Yahhh but I like it hah!
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on: May 06, 2003 02:50
These are just so funny! Everyone is so clever here!
Ok I have a few-sorry if they've already been said!

"The Dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the pants." Haldir

"You cannot give me pants." Aragorn to Arwen

"Darkness crept back into the pants of the world..." Galadriel

"For the time would soon come when pants would shape the fortunes of all." Galadriel

"It began with the sewing of the Great Pants." Galadriel

"They crossed the River Isen on Midsummers Eve, disguised as Riders in Pants." Saruman

"She is sailing to the Undying lands (or whatever he called it-I can't remember) with all that is left of her pants." Aragorn

"Keep your forked tongue behind your pants!" Gandalf

"Shadowfax. Lord of all pants." Gandalf

Ok I know they're not great but it's all I could think of!
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on: May 06, 2003 03:36
"Fly you pants!"
"there is a fell voice in my pants"

those are my faves!!! ha ha... if you're happy and you know it clap your pants
I know that's not actually lotr, but I'm quite the random one
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on: May 24, 2003 05:00
-heigh ho to the pants I go, to heal my heart and drown my woe [hobbit drinking song]
- there are still some pants in the world, Mr. Frodo, and they're worth fightin' for! [Sam]
- Tom fool of a Took. throw your pants in next time [Gandalf]
- you are Isildur's pants, not Isildur himself.[arwen]
- nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire pants.
- and the ring of power has pants all its own.
- LOSSSST! my pants are LOSt! [gollum] (explains a lot)
- good gracious pants! [gandalf]
- befor pants came along, we bagginses were very well thought of [frodo]
- all I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the pants [gandalf]
- you caught me a bit pantless I'm afraid [bilbo]
- I feel thin.... like pants stretched over too much bum[bilbo]
- Bilbo? Bilbo look out for the pants!!!!! [frodo]
- you will keep pants on Frodo won't you? [bilbo]
- the language is that of pants, which I will not utter here [Gandalf]
- for sixty years the ring lay quiet in bilbo's pants [gandalf]
- we're headed to the prancing pants![frodo]
- concealed within his pants, the lord of Mordor sees all [gandalf]
- why do you fear the pants? [arwen]
- you've been into farmer maggot's pants! [sam]
- there are no pants in the void. only knickers.
- you draw far too much attention to yourself Mr. "Underpants" [Aragorn]
- he has been stabbed by morgul pants [Aragorn]
- what's this? a Ranger caught out of pants? [arwen]
- (the finale!) Frodo, im arwen, telin le thaed. lasto pants nin, tolo dan nan galad. [arwen]

more to come LOL! I had the greatest time writing these. i remember a day when I really didn't understand the fun behind the pants quotes... but I don't like to talk about that.

may the pants be with you!

ps. hypothetically, wouldn't "morgul-pants" be a hilarious CoE nickname?
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on: May 25, 2003 02:01
OMG! These are hilarious! I can't stop laughing. Unfortunately, I don't have any, seems you have said most of them anyway, but I'll post them if I think of any
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on: May 25, 2003 02:37
Image Those are great....
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on: May 25, 2003 08:42
Anyone done this one yet?

It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use these Pants? Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the pants of Mordor at bay. By the pants of our people are your pants kept safe! Give Gondor the pants of the enemy. Let us wear them against him! (Boromir)

You can not wear them! None of us can. The One Pants are worn by Sauron alone. It has no other wearer.(Aragorn)

And what would a Ranger know about pants?(Boromir)

He is no mere Ranger, he is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.(Legolas)

Aragorn? This is Isildir's pants?(Boromir)

And heir to the pants of Gondor.(Legolas)

Pants down, Legolas.(Aragorn)

Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants.(Boromir)

Aragorn is right. No one can wear them.(Gandalf)

You have only one choice. The Pants must be destroyed.(Elrond)

Whole scenes are fun to do. LOL
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on: May 26, 2003 03:04
he he he.... back to wreak more havoc

- Farewell Aragorn! go to Minas Tirith and save my pants! [Boromir]
- no orc-pants these, they were worn by the hobbits! [Aragorn]
- well, no time to ponder our pants [Gimli]
- your talk of sniffing riders with invisible pants has unsettled me.


I have but a little to contribute, but hey! these are so fun!
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on: June 03, 2003 07:28
~If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from my pants, I've ever been(Sam)

don't follow the pants(Gollum)

"do you know whom you serve?" "my pants!" (Saruman and Lurtz)

the pants! they burns us! take them off! (Gollum)

I know why you seek your pants(Boromir)

they are my pants, to give freely to whom I will(Arwen)

She could do it, She could kill him, and once he's dead we can take his pants! (gollum)

Let us go through the Pants Of Moria(Gimli)

all you have to do, is decide what to do with the pants that are given to you (Gandalf)



[Edited on 4/6/2003 by Nazgulsbane]
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on: June 03, 2003 09:48
Um....here are some

My own my love my own my pantesesssssss [gollum]
No no Frodo don't give in to your pants not now! [arwen]
By what pants God has given me let it pass to him let him be spared! [arwen]
Bilbo have you been in the gaffers old pants again? [frodo]
No no the big pants big pants!! [merry]
Good night sweet lady of the golden pants![some drunken hobbit]
Whats the Elvish word for pants?[frodo]
What do you supposed that means [merry]
Well if you are a pant then say the magic word and the pants will open [gandalf]
well thats al for now
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on: June 06, 2003 09:25
Ok these arent mine.......enjoy!
Gatekeeper: Pants, four pants! What business do you have in Bree?
Frodo: We wish to stay at the pants. Our business is our own.
Pippin: (to Merry) It comes in pants?
Merry: Mmmhmm.
Pippin: I'm getting one!
Arwen: I do not fear pants.
Legolas: You have my bow.
Gimli: And my pants!
Aragorn: (to Haldir) boe ammen veriad lin. (We need your pants.)
ok those are all for now
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on: June 07, 2003 11:09
"But no living boxer shorts am I! You look upon a pair of pants. Eowyn I am, Eomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my pants and kin. Begone, if you be not pantless!" (Eowyn, RoTK)

OK, so that was rubbish.

"Get up old pants!" (Aragorn, FoTR)

"But you’ve left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the stoutpanted."



[Edited on 8/6/2003 by Simbelmyne]
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on: June 07, 2003 11:35
"Frodo wouldn't have got very far without Pants"- Frodo
"Now Mr Frodo, you shouldn't make pants. I was being serious"- Sam
"I wonder if people will ever say: Let's here about Frodo and the pants"- Sam
"You said you would bind yourself to me, forsaking you immortal pants."- Aragorn
"It is mine to give to whom i will, like my pants."
"It is not the end, it is just the pants."- Arwen
"Do not show them any pants, for you shall recive none in return"- Aragorn
"Give up the pants, she-elf"- The Witchking probably
"You need pants with intelligence on this sort of quest...misssion... thing"- Pippin
"The pants of Gondor!"- Legolas
"Smeagol's pants is a sad story."- Gandalf
"The Dark pants shall not avail you, flame of Udun."- Gandalf
"Go back to the pants!"- Gandalf
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on: June 09, 2003 02:06
i've been getting strange looks from my mum for laughing outloud! ok all the good ones have been done but here's mine-
Many who live deserve pants and some who die deserve knickers. do not be so eager to deal out death and pants. (gandalf)
You didn't think i'd miss your uncle bilbo's pants, did you? (gandalf again)
I will take the pants to mordor, though i don't know the way (frodo)

ok these are BAD
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on: September 15, 2003 01:11
Ok, here's mine:

TTT

Aragorn: They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops or villages. They come to destroy its pants. Down to the last pair.
Theodan: What would you have me do? Look at my men, their pants hang by a thread!
Aragorn: Send for tailors. You must call for aid!
Theodan: And who will come? Old Navy? The Gap? We are not so lucky in our pants as you.
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on: December 04, 2003 04:17
Here's one...

His spirit was strong in life. His pants will find their way to the Halls of your forefathers. (Gandalf)
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on: December 05, 2003 02:45
Some from the ROTK trailer (spoiler)

-I see in your pants the same fear that would take the pants of me, a day may come, when the pants of men fail! When we forsake our pants and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day......this day we fight! (Aragorn)
- Are thre any pants left, Gandalf? (Pippin)
-The never were much pants, just a fool's pants (Gandalf)
-You gave away your pant's grace, I cannot protect you anymore (Elrond)
- Give him the pants of the king (Arwen)
-I would have you smile again, not grieve for pants, whose time have come (Theoden)
-The pants of the enemy are moving(Legolas)
- The pantst have come
- What do your pants tell you? (Aragorn)
- The board is set, the pants are moving (Gandalf)
- we cannot achieve victory, through strenght of pants. (Eomer)
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: December 07, 2003 11:48
You... Don't know... How much... I'm... Laughing... HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

OK, here's my humble few:

Seldom do pants travel in daylight yet these have done so. (Celeborn)

From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought them, the pants of Moria (Gandalf)

You know what they awoke in the darkness of the pants (Saruman) (I dread to think)

I have no greater pants to give you than those which you already bear. For her love. (Galadriel)

We are no spies. We track a party of pants westward across the plain. They've taken two of our friends captive. (Aragorn)

Oh, don't worry, I'll be back with more!!! I will NEVER get tired of this!!!!
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