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RachieAchie
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on: December 08, 2003 06:03
Ok, this one is compliments of my little bro...

Eowyn says to Aragorn:
I made some pants. They're not much, but they're hot.

HA! :dizzy: Told you I'd be back!
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on: December 08, 2003 11:32
Gollum: We swears to serve the massster...of the pantsss......We swears on...on on THE PANTS!
Frodo: The pants are treacherous, they will hold you to your word.
Gimli: Give me your pants, horse-master, and I shall give you mine!
Eomer: I would cut off your pants, if they stood but a little higher from the ground.
Grima: Do not lay your pants on an already troubled mind.
Grima: You are banished forthwith from the kingdom of Rohan! Under pain of pants.
Legolas: There are foul pants on the air!
Gandalf: You are in the pants of Elrond.
Gandalf: Into the paaants!
Gandalf: A Balrog...a demon of the underpants.
Frodo to Smeagol: These are pants! You've seen them before!
Boromir: They took the little pants! Frodo, where is Frodo?
Aragorn: I let Frodo go.
Boromir: Then you did what I could not...I tried to take the pants from him!

From the books:

Sam: Yes sir, and showed your pants: the very highest.
Faramir: But I am not such a man. Or I am wise enough to know that there are some pants from which a man must flee. Sit at peace!

Bilbo's pants song:
Sing hey! For the pants at the close of day
That rubs the weary mud away!
A loon is he that will not sing:
O! Pants hot are a noble thing!

O! Sweet is the sound of the falling rain (or pants)
and the brook that runs from hill to plain;
but better than rain (or pants) or rippling streams
is pants hot that smokes and steams!

O! Pants cold we may wear at need
on weary legs and be glad indeed;
but better are skirts, if pants we lack,
and pants hot worn on the back!

O! Pants is fair that leaps on high
In a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as pulling pants down round my feet! (EEEEEEEEEK!)

Okay, this is a lot of fun! *dies laughing*

(Ewwww....I don't like that last line...but my friend will kill me if I change it) *LOL*

[Edited on 8/12/2003 by Lostwethion]
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: February 26, 2004 06:33
Okay, I'm TRYING to read these to my kids (LotR fans all) & can't get most lines out without cracking but once they recognize the line they can usually finish it for me. On of Lady Ranger's I'd like to alter:
- By nightfall these hills will be swarming with pants! (Aragorn)

How about "By nightfall these pants will be swarming with orcs!" (Aragorn)
Very uncomfy!
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on: February 27, 2004 05:38
Sorry if any of these have been done before =\

"My pantsssss" - Gollum
"Alright then, keep your pants" - Frodo
"The pants! I told you to take the wizard's pants!" - Grima
"Find the pants! Find the pants!" - Lurtz
"You saw my pants!" - Arwen

They're a bit naff - I'll have to try and think up some better ones *lol*
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on: February 27, 2004 03:33
not exactly what you guys are doing, but i found a very relevant parody! entitled "Frodo and the Ripping Pants" and written by Megan Cherie, this is a parody of the scene in which Boromir attempts to take the Ring from Frodo in FotR.

"Boromir: None of us should wonder alone. You least of all. So much depends on you...Frodo?

(Frodo looks away)

Boromir: I know why you seek pants. You rip them. I see it day by day. Are you sure they do not rip needlessly?

(Frodo looks scared)

Boromir: There are other brands, Frodo. Other pants that we might buy.

Frodo: I know what you would say and it would seem like wisdom but for the patches on my pants.

Boromir: Patches? Where? We all need patches, Frodo. But to let those rippings to destroy what pants we have...don't you see that is madness!

Frodo: There are no other pants.

Boromir: I ask only for some strength in the material!

(throws down a pile of ripped pants)

Boromir: If you would but lend me some pants.

Frodo: No.

Boromir: Why do you recoil? I won't rip them.

Frodo: They are not my pants!

Boromir: Whose pants do you think you have? They are too tight on you! You will rip those pants! And you will beg for skirts before the end!

(Frodo turns away from Boromir & at that instant, the pants he was wearing ripped)

Boromir: You fool! They were not yours, save by unhappy chance! (jumps on top of Frodo)

Boromir: They should've been mine!

(Boromir recognizes the fabric of Frodo's pants)

Boromir: They were mine! Give them to me! Give them to me!

Frodo: No!

(Frodo puts on a ring, disappears and pushes Boromir off of him)

Boromir: I see your mind. You will take my pants to the tailor! With out my consent! You'll take my pants and the pants of us all! Curse you! Curse you and all the halflings!

(Frodo trips him)

Boromir: Frodo? Frodo. What have I done? Please give me back my pants, Frodo. Frodo, I'm sorry!"
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: February 27, 2004 03:48
I've not seen pants so funny in a long while. Just wish I was creative enough to come up with some. Thanks for the laughs.
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: February 27, 2004 05:08
I have another-
Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?
Frodo:What will I see?
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: February 28, 2004 09:44
"Even the wisest cannot tell, for the pants show many things" ~ Galadriel

*lol* sorry, just had to continue that one
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: July 19, 2004 03:31
Galadriel: I have passed the Pants...

lol...
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: August 19, 2004 03:31
"What do you know about pants?!?! Nothing!" (Frodo)

"The way is shut. It was made by those who are pants. And the pants keep it. The way is shut!" (Legolas or the KotD)

"These are not the first pants to have crossed your path." (Gandalf)

"Then let us have his pants and be done with it!" (Gimli)

"What of the pants?" "I will rip them." (Gothmog and WK)

"The beacons! The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for pants!"(Aragorn)

"What type of pants would linger in such a place?"(Gimli)

"Do not throw away your pants so rashly."(Gandalf)

"The thrown of pants is mine! And no others!"(Denethor)

"Grimbold! Take your pants right, after you pass the wall!" (Theoden)

"Forth, and fear no pants!"(Theoden)

"I know your pants. Éowyn..."(Theoden)

"You are one of the pants! Blessed with long life..."(Éowyn)

"They have cave pants."(Boromir)

That's all for now!
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: August 20, 2004 09:27
You're all mad! In a warm and fuzzy way of course I love Leggy's speech at the gates of the dead - I now have visions of eternally damned pants (in the British sense, too)
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: June 04, 2005 08:50
LOL! I remember Annûniel talking to me about all of these. I laughed so hard when I heard them, and now I found the thread.

I figured that I would aquaint a new generation of members with The Lord of the Pants. I know it is in the humor section as well, but I think that a lot of people don't think to go there. So here it is again!

Let's see if we can come up with some new ones!
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: June 05, 2005 08:48
LOL... Yes, it was indeed a funny thread. I've always throught that the Council scene would be funny as well, when Frodo takes the Ring and Gandalf offers to help him. Then Aragorn...

Aragorn: If by my life or death I may aid you, you have my pants.
Legolas: And my shorts...
Gimli: And my knickers...

Well, at least Frodo won't have to worry about having a change of underwear. *snicker*

Sorry... It's been awhile. :blush:
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Post RE: Lord of the Pants
on: July 01, 2005 01:53
LOL!!!! That's HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I have Abots to thank for posting the url to this. *lol* That was hilarious...

I think this one's been posted, but it's my favorite one:

Legolas: This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants!
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Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
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