…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…old man like me deserves to have some fun, or otherwise, I might get a heart attack or something. Laughter is, after allÂ… the best medicine, people say.” “You’ll never…
…party would be comparatively less dispirited than it proved at present. But she had persuaded Melian that the company was much too plentiful for unessential numbers. Consequently, they had both…
Disclaimer: I don’t own any Tolkien characters and this is simply my interpretation of why a mere ring could cause so much strife between best friends (barring the fact that…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
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…to thee?” He mulled over who he would rather have out of his sight for a while. “The company of Hoho shall be a nice square number. But it shall…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
…quite clear that Túreb was the best man for the job. He would also take his number two man, Sador, who was extremely loyal to his chief. “Do not engage…