Lord of the rodents part four! (in Fanfiction)
…one solitary “woo!”. She stands for a moment, wondering at this strange phenomenon. She is about to go over & investigate further when the phone rings. She goes to answer…
…one solitary “woo!”. She stands for a moment, wondering at this strange phenomenon. She is about to go over & investigate further when the phone rings. She goes to answer…
…order pizza. Others: Ok. Brring brring… Phone: Hello, Pepe’s Pizza Palace, how can I help you? Frodo: Hi, we’d like six, ok ok, seven pizzas, delivered to this telephone. Phone:…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
…a tree. The Wargs and Trolls ran swiftly toward the alliance of the Imperial Army and Galadhrim. The sheer numbers alone were too much for the Elves and Men, without…
…Narrowlawn. “Vere’s zat old geezer? I vant some of his Plankfeed.” “He fell in Dorkier.” “No, ee’s not dead, ee called mee on ‘is phone. Said zat he’d be vone…
…OneRing.net But then finally Curiosity sparks So you click the blue letters And are taken aback By the Council, Council of Elrond The number one Tolkien site out there At…
…Orcs in a grid, then the number of rows times the number of columnsÂ…). “Thirty-six,” he said. “Right,” said Glorfindel. “That gives us eighteen each.” “Seventeen,” said Erestor, killing two…
…numbers, and uncaring about losses, since much as this light would be necessary to anybody other than Elves to see aught in the obscurity of this moonless night, it also…
…Rohan in number as they slowly approached the edge of the hill. Among them wereÂ… King Théoden, son of ThengulÂ… a man once enslaved by the spells of Saruman. Now…