Ch5: Of Stones and Wraiths (in Fanfiction)
…Witch-King had given no orders; he must retrieve the remaining shards from the fort. Morgomir knew nothing about the layout of the land or about the size of the fort…
…Witch-King had given no orders; he must retrieve the remaining shards from the fort. Morgomir knew nothing about the layout of the land or about the size of the fort…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…“Yes, number! All orcs in Barad-Dûr have a number! What is your? Answer!” “I-I-I h-have no n-number..” Erishnak whimpered. The human warriors looked at each other. “What are you doing…
…to Double Take, where eleven contestants do whatever I tell them to so that they have a chance to win! Now it’s time to meet the contestants! Contestant Number One…
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…NO RIVENDELL! NO LOTHLORIEN! GIMME BACK THOSE TICKETS! GIMME! He runs around, snatching back the tickets. He holds the little slips of paper to his chest. Jeff: It’s mine! Mine!…
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