Lord of the Rodents – PART 2!!! (in Fanfiction)
…Let’s go. There must be another way around. They scuttle out. The sounds of a computer game boom after them. They scamper along until they come to the Telephone. Strider:…
…Let’s go. There must be another way around. They scuttle out. The sounds of a computer game boom after them. They scamper along until they come to the Telephone. Strider:…
…kind of a weird person calls a cat Sauron? Ahem, anyway… Unfortunately their quest takes an unexpected turn in the form of a bat, which disposes of their leader guinea…
…shower tent, and tossed him in, clothes and all. They figured his clothes needed washing as well. After three and a half hours, he finally emerged, sopping, and smelling a…
…Vannahiril, Freak a.k.a. ‘Strider’, and the four things being carried a.k.a. ‘hobbits’, went up a flight of stairs. Merry and Pippin were struggling in the arms of Vannahiril and Strider….
…phone was broken and intercepting radio static* Your people?! V1: *it’s a two-fer-one at Wal*Mart* YES! MY PEOPLE! V2: *broken cell…with a dying battery…and rabid dogs chewing on it* Well,…
…surrounded by fistfuls of money. “HereÂ’s my credit card,” gasped Celeborn, digging in his pockets. “And IÂ’ll give you my bank number andÂ…and…” “Where is it ?!!” screamed Boromir. “WÂ…what?”…
…path towards the longhouse. A goodly number of men were gathered about in the assembly area, and towering above them all stood the massive hulking form of the Jarl. Aewen’s…
…nobody can tell apart (usually seen eating), and one with a beard and awesome shades; four others, one with pointy ears and a flawless complexion and hair, one with a…
…or Pippin eating or at least holding an apple. The most famous one is when Pippin asks Strider about second breakfast and the Man tosses two apples at him, but…
…come to any of your limbs and least of all, your handsome face.” “Ah, she mocks me,” countered Aragorn. “Indeed, no!” Arwen exclaimed. “But, here we are! You may open…