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Ulmo’s Crazy Awards (Realm Newsletter)

“And now, merladies and mergents, the moment we’ve been all waiting for! The ceremony of the Crazy Awards! The pictures that you will be enjoying and, maybe, even sporting in your siggs were done by Nenya, whom the muse has amply inspired. But before giving you the results, let me tell you something about myself. I was born in…”
Just kidding! After all, the suspense is killing me too. So, for this edition we have the following categories:

Ulmo’s Light Witch…err…Leader: Naurlas. Simply because she did a great job in channelling our tribe’s efforts to have a jolly good fun! Keep up the good spells…err…work!

The“Yes, Master!” Award. And it goes to ( :drums: ) Heri_Almare, for being the greatest contender to Master of the Seas and devilishly preventing Nenya from achieving all-sea domination!

The Head of the Newbie Hive a.k.a. Busiest Water Bee is: ( :paper rustle: …this envelope is giving me some trouble…oh finally!) Newsgirl! Need I say why? For her creative and sociable side demonstrated by her joyfully taking part in as many threads as time would permit. Your enthusiasm is catchy 🙂

We appreciate his sense of humour (and he does make us laugh), we know he can talk and write in the language of the elves, he is a craftsman of beautiful banners, but, above all, we love the way he blushes – the Shyest Ulmonite – Master Tec!

Melkor’s Pride and Glory: our lovely dark pair Nenya_Ring and Ninjoo. We don’t know which is which but heck! Do we care?! I am sure somebody up there mixed up orders – those two should have been twins! (As an aside, this award was set up in hiding and great secrecy, and behind Nenya’s back :snickers devilishly: )

“My speech ends here, I take a bow and leave the scene.”

~Uinen_Alcarin

Creation Corner(Realm Newsletter)

A black and trembling shaft,
A feathered arrow wrought
By dark and hateful hands,
With many others flew.

Long he stood, the valiant,
Firm and strong his sword-arm
Rose and fell; the steel-blade
Now lies soiled and broken.

A black and trembling shaft,
As other arrows sharp,
Was shot at him and hit
His chest and brought him down.

Thus he fell and foundered,
Gondor’s valiant captain;
Stung by many arrows
Shot by many archers.

A black and trembling shaft,
The feathers soiled and stained,
It’s task accomplished now;
At last its trembling stopped.

~Teciltur

Pale Glimmer
– Eöl contemplates his wife –

I drink in your beauty; I breathe it like a madman rolling among spring flowers; I taste it, each wave of sensation tingling in my mouth; I fill all my body with it, and still can’t get enough of you. Of your sight.
Though I had seen you before; I had sensed a coming like a whirlwind, dazzling everything in its wake. My wood would tremble and sigh with the waves of energy invading it from its eaves. I’d drop my work, desert my forge, and rush to catch a glimpse of your passing: a pale glimmer dimming in the distance, a long trail of light, an irresistible pull. I’d shake my head and slowly plod back to my workshop, only to find the embers cooled, the shadows growing, and the deafening echo of silence. And I’d feel solitude howling inside me, tearing away at my ribcage with throbbing pain, pulsing in my temples, carrying my stumbling feet to a stream to cool my face. I’d lie back, my thoughts racing like stampeding Nahar, and take in the beauty of the evening sky, trying to name every star, to revel in our Lady’s gifts. After a while, I’d be serene, peaceful, my mind a clear mirror filled with the splendour of Arda. Our Arda, unmarred to us still, wondrous in darkness and under Elbereth’s lights.
I’d get back to my forge, engulfed in work, hours prolonging into days, months. You’d be relegated to those mysterious recesses of my mind, those whose keys I’d like to cast into Ulmo’s waves, to be buried deeply and forgotten. For what use would I have of an arrogant Noldo princess, riding like a gale through Sinda lands? Every glance she shoots greedily takes in their beauty; every step – a claim of ownership. Self-accursed… Stained… No, I don’t need rumours to read you like an open scroll, white lady. I only have to listen to the spring change its tune and wail at your passing; to the leaves rustle loudly, to the ground trembling. There is some shadow trailing at your footsteps, some doom dimming your glimmering beauty. But oh! so much brighter for it…
Till you decided you’d come my way… I thought my whole universe was swallowed up in light, painful, brilliant, scorching. I know they’d claim you could never have walked my paths of your own free will; I know they’d cry out ‘sorcery!’ and their reckless blood would boil with the desire to exact foolish revenge. But we know better, don’t we, my white lady? You wandered into my lands for the first time; no more pale glimmer fleetingly touching the borders of my sanity. Your quick steps took you to me, and here I was, numb, dazed, lost to your gaze and your amused laughter. You spoke to me; and Valar forgive me, for I have no memory of your words, I could hear naught but your clear voice, with those lilting tones of command and yet grace.
I… I must’ve looked like a wraith, standing there, gaping; like the barbarian wood elf your brothers and cousins are so quick at looking down on. I walked to you as if in a dream, took your hand and sank into those dark eyes on your silver-white face. I know you felt just as lost too, for you were suddenly silent and bewitched. I asked you: “Ply your troth to me… Leave your doom behind, and be the light to chase away my darkness. And I’ll be the love to chase away your hate. Be my world…”
And you have been, ever since. Now I watch you laughing; running with that boundless energy that passes through me like an irresistible wave; ever busying yourself, with that inquisitiveness of your kind that simply cannot leave things be, and accept them for what they are. I watch your womb swelling with my son, and I know that one’s heart can be too frail to contain happiness. Sometimes, it hurts so much I moan and dig my palms into my temples to stop the pain. I silently swear to you, my white lady, you shall always be safe, safe in my arms that try not to hold you too close for fear they’d crush you, hurt your white beauty. I’ll keep you away from the howling world, the prowling beasts clawing at our love. I will protect you. You’ll always be my pale glimmer. Mine…

~Nenya_Ring

An Ent Awakens

Turn your eyes to the golden sun,
In her splendid, blazing beauty
Take a long stride, just for fun,
To stretch your Ent legs, steady!

Laugh with the blossomed trees,
Breathe in the fragrant air,
Secretly smile to the Elves
Hiding in the woods, somewhere!

~Nenya_Ring

There was an attractive young warden
Who would march through Lothorien’s garden
He liked to wear hoods
And live in the woods
Haladir was his name and he certainly did not look in the Fountain!

~Uinen_Alcarin

Return of Light

Oh would that I could tell you more
of Elanor the hobbit-elf,
Whose father faced the blasts unswerved
And master served more dear than self.

For in his heart a seed was sown
And need was grown, with Rose to dwell
And father one whose winsome heart
Was in some part Galadriel.

‘Tis Elanor who shields the light
And wields it bright to farther shore,
That elven souls, now free to roam,
May speed them home from Valinor.

~Cirdaneth

Fanatical Fanisms (Realm Newsletter)

1) Get a Lord of the Rings Tattoo
Who says only the LotR actors should get tattoos?? LadyCeleborn and Naurlas decided that this shouldn’t be the case. Both realmers went together for a joint LotR tattooing session, and came out with their names tattooed in elvish on their forearms. LadyC decided that wasn’t quite sufficient, so she also had JRRT’s initials tattooed onto her wrist and the White Tree on her left ankle! She says that it hurt a lot, but that Naurlas can vouch for her being very brave and not crying once.

2) Must have the Precious…
Go out and get your own replica of the One Ring, and then wear it always. LadyCeleborn was given the One Ring a present, and when naïve and uninformed folk occasionally ask her what the inscription on it is they often end up receiving more information than they bargained for!

2) Ship-Shape that drabby ‘ol License Plate
That’s what LadyCeleborn did—her license now reads “LOTRFAN”. Tolkien-illiterates are often foolish enough to ask her what it means…they learn the hard way.

3) “Take up the Sword of Elendil”
Who says that remark was made only for Aragorn? Naurlas decided that he shouldn’t be allowed to keep such a pretty sword all to himself…so she went out a bought it! It now hangs on her wall, and is the prize of her collection.

4) Spiff up your ring-tone with some Elvish Verse
Tired of listening to the same old pop song whenever your cell-phone goes off? How about some elvish wailing instead? Nenya_Ring decided she wanted to do just that, and so now every time someone calls, she gets to listen to Aragorn’s voice screaming his lungs out in Elvish…what could be better??? For more on Elvish wailings, go here!

5) Impress Your Friends with your Poetical Eloquence
If you enjoy poetry, than what are you waiting for?? Tolkien’s works are just stuffed with poetry of all types, from Hobbity limericks and pub songs to elegant Elvish sonnets—why not memorize a few? That’s just what Gwaihir_Goldenfeather did. Day in and day out she practiced over and over, stanza by stanza, until she had the entire poem on the Elven-maid ‘Nimrodel’ memorized. So well memorized, in fact, that although she is completely unable to recall half of what she learned in school last year, but she will always remember this poem!

6) Sew yourself an Elven Cloak
For all those of you who have some talent with needle and thread, why waste it? Put those skills to work and make yourself a truly memorable, home-made LotR garment. Talented seamstress LinweSingollo put her skills into practice one year and sewed an elven cloak out of green light-weight wool, bought herself a replica of the elven brooch, and made a hobbity-looking pouch to sling over her shoulder. She then proceeded to wear this ensemble to a showing of the Return of the King, and got plenty of admiring remarks!

7) Make a Miniature Middle Earth
Not so skilled with thread and needle? Model and miniature-making more up your alley? Well, try to top this: Ten-year-old Olero and her Dad spent a year and a half constructing a set of mock-up miniatures of the Shire, Misty Mountains, Mirkwood, and the rest. Sadly, they didn’t survive the time that has past…first the placticine melted in a garage, and then her hamster ate a couple of the hills! But she still has the green round door of Bilbo’s house, a one-eyed Smaug, bestrewn with coloured pastes, and a whole bunch of fun memories.

8)Start a LotR collection
Think you have a lot of LotR copies floating around? Planning to start a collection? Before you start boasting your number of copies, check out what avid reader longbe4thesun has amassed. There are enough copies of the trilogy in her house that all five family members (including herself) can all keep one copy! An artsy family member even bought a copy containing all of the original art in it. If any of them want the other books, they have to find matching covers so that they have a matching set…whew!

9) Provide amusement in Movie Theatres
Have you ever felt that the movie Legolas is getting far too much attention for his own good? Do you ever get tired of all the cooing and googly-eyes whenever he happens to enter the screen? Well, one of our realmer’s friends was watching The Two Towers in the theatres with a bunch of buddies, and they were feeling just that. After getting more and more disgruntled by all the giggles and cooing that were happening around them, they decided (as a group) to fight the fan girlishness and root for Gimli instead! So, for the rest of the movie whenever Gimli appeared they would whistle, coo, and cheer him on–they got plenty of odd looks, but had a great time!

Character of the Month: Master Elrond of Rivendell (Realm Newsletter)

In the coastlands north of the Bay of Balar, the future bearer of one of the Elven rings of power and Peredhil (Half-elven) Lord of Rivendell was born in the city of Arvernien to Eärendil and Elwing. The dates of his birth vary from 422 to 525 of the First Age of the Sun, but along with his brother Elros their names weave throughout the fabric of the history of Arda.

When the sons of Fëanor invaded the city in pursuit of the Silmaril, the brothers were taken hostage, but later released by Maglor. After the War of Wrath the Valar gave him and his brother a choice. Immortality or what the Elves called ‘The Gift of Men’. Elrond chose immortality and became Eldar and along with this was gifted also with penetrating wisdom and foresight. His brother chose the opposite but was granted a lifespan four times that of mortal men which was passed on to his direct descendants. Elros became the first king of Númenor.

During the first portion of the Second Age, Elrond resided in Lindon which was under the rule of Gil-galad, last high King of the Noldor. In 1695 when word reached them that the Elves living in the lands of Eregion and renown for their smith-work, were coming under sway of Melkor’s first lieutenant, Sauron, the king sent Elrond to defend them. After two years of fighting, it was at last overrun and Elrond took the remnants of the Noldo Elves and other refugees to the foothills of the Misty Mountains and established Rivendell. Until SA3429, they lived in relative peace, rebuilding and preparing for the inevitable. It came when Sauron attacked Minas Ithil, which sparked the War of Alliance. Elrond was at Gil-galad’s side as his herald throughout the war and when the king was mortally wounded, Elrond received ‘Vilya’ – The ring of Air, from Gil-galad. It was one of three Elven rings hidden from Sauron after the fall of Eregion. The power of that ring protected Rivendell from discovery by the enemy until the end of the Third Age.

The Third Age brought everything full circle. In 100, he married the daughter of Galadriel, the Lady Celebrian and they were blessed with three children, twin sons – Elladan and Elrohir and a daughter, Arwen. Throughout most of the TA he gave help and refuge to the Dunedin – heirs of Arnor. One in particular, Aragorn II would ultimately reclaim the throne of Gondor and Arnor and make Arwen his Queen. Also, with his guidance he set the Fellowship on the path that would lead to the final destruction of One Ring and Sauron’s dominion.

In TA3021, he passed over the sea with the other Ring bearers, thus ending the time of the Elves and ushering in the Fourth Age, the Age of Men.

Other names – Elrond Half-elven, Lord Elrond, Master of the Last Homely house.

Sources

Encyclopedia – Council of Elrond
Silmarillian – J.R.R. Tolkien
Tolkien’s – The complete guide to Middle Earth – Robert Foster
Tolkien – The Illustrated Encyclopedia – David Day

Virgo


Period: August 24 – September 23
Element: Earth
Colour: Purple
Stone: Nephrite

What the stars above Ulmo’s water tell the Virgo:
Virgos are very practical. They are real toilers, and wither if there’s nothing to do. The patron of Virgos – Mercury – endowed his children with smart hands, quick-wittedness and the ability to taxi any situation to the track of their benefit. They have persistence, which it is hard to shake, and desire to be helpful. A Virgo learns in the process of the work, and sometimes their carefulness in fulfilling the set task overpasses that of their mentors. At their best, Virgos are sober and able to calculate every step they make. They do not rely on intuition and emotions, and life often proves that their choice is right. At home, this sign is caring and bound to the loved ones, although its representatives not always express it, preferring the trustworthiness of relations to the manifestation of their feelings.

The month ahead:
You are ready to see everything in black colours and take everything close to heart. Relax, it’s not as bad as you think. The inner self may demand the radical change of its outer shell, so this month the calmest will be plague with an urge to visit the hairdresser’s or to buy a garment which will be out of their common style, and the stormiest souls will have a tattoo or a very exotic kind of piercing. Tear the old chains into shreds, let them melt like snow – and you’ll flourish together with the spring.

The dark side of the Virgo:
You’re extremely lucky – it is most likely, that you’re that unique sign that is not demolished by critics, and even benefits from it. That’s why you’re sincerely puzzled when the constructive observations you make reduce people to nervous breakdown. Be a little milder on your imperfect friends. What can you do if they were not so lucky as to be born Virgos?

And by the way, the work will still be there, if you leave it for a moment. You’re too precious to kill yourself over it.

Leo (Realm Newsletter)


Period: July 21 – August 21
Element: Fire
Colour: Orange
Stone: Ruby

What the stars above Ulmo’s water tell the Leo:
The Leo is, both in the good and the bad, a very …excessive sign. On his up-side, he is energetic, enthusiastic, strong willed, ambitious and, most of all, self-confident. He has a bright mind with a clear philosophical tinge, which in religious Leo’s may show itself in strong devoutness. If there is anything important to this sign, it’s his personal status (which is through the roof if this kitty gets his way).
Bearing this in mind, it’s not strange that many Leos will, in their professional life, strive to take up the position as head of this or executive that. They just love the view from the head of the table.
But it is not always so that this work-related attitude seeps through in their personal life. As friends, they are fiercely loyal, outgoing and sincere. Maybe the Leo is not the best sign to give valid advice, but they will at least take your mind off things and cheer you up.

The month ahead:
The Leo is in luck, because things are about to change for the better quite soon. Maybe it’s something you’d had been expecting or hoping for, or maybe it’s an event that will take you completely by surprise. But which ever it is, it will fuel your natural optimism, liveliness and pride, making for an especially sunny spell. Be careful though, because not everyone will be just as happy for you as you are.

The dark side of the Leo:
Born under the Sun, the Leo is used to basking in its warm rays like a cat in high summer. But even anyone else dares to set a foot in his sunny space, the Leo sets out its claws and becomes cocky and arrogant. At this point, this little kitty doesn’t make a difference between friend or foe; he will lash out at anyone that steals away the attention until he’s right back in the middle of it. So if you happen to know your boss is a Leo, keep to his good side as much as possible. If all else fails, buy him an oversized spotlight.

Cancer (Realm Newsletter)


Period: June 22 – July 22
Element: Water
Colour: White
Stone: Moonstone

What the stars above Ulmo’s water tell the Cancer:
Cancers are touchy and sentimental – but only deep inside. Outside one will see no signs of it, especially if a Cancer is in unfamiliar surroundings. Cancers start opening up, when they feel emotional support. They are attentive and thoughtful towards those they think close to them, and tune up to feel the changes in their moods carefully. On the other hands, they are rather resolute people with good business acumen. Starting something, they are inclined to trust the first impulse and to invest as much energy as possible, trying to foresee the appearance of any obstacles. Cancers are anxious parents. As a rule, they are proud of their children and ready to hold their side whatever there is. And any other sign can envy the deepness of their inner world, which allows them feel not only people, but even nature.

The month ahead:
The April will be a month of discipline for you. Don’t try to resist the pressure from above – that is the time when you’d better deliberately flow with the current. Once you prove you’re mature enough to know when to rebel, and when to submit, the good fortune will smile at you with all its… have no idea how many teeth the good fortune has. :o) This months will be a trial for you, and it will help you with finding a pier to build your life on in future. Good luck with this exam!

The dark side of the Cancer:
If a Cancer happened to break your favourite cup, don’t even dream of driving him or her into the corner. You’ll probably hear a pile of different versions about how it was broken, and in the end it’ll appear, that the happening was your fault. You shouldn’t have put your cup near the jar of confiture a Cancer wanted to fetch. And it’s not that all Cancers are liars. They just cannot allow themselves to lose a dispute, and that’s all. It’s one of the restrictions they are so prone to impose on themselves – one of the many traits for which they should be respected, until it takes dangerous sizes.

Dear Cancers, we not always want to accuse you of breaking that ill-fated cup. Sometimes people just want to know if you hurt yourself and need some iodine.

Pisces (Realm Newsletter)


Period: 19 February – 20 March
Element: Water
Colour: Green
Stone: Aquamarine

What the stars above Ulmo’s water tell the Pisces:
The Pisces is by far the most misunderstood zodiac signs in the bunch. They are highly unpredictable and not seldom a bit quirky. This fact shouldn’t dissuade anyone from befriending a Fish, because they are also the most selfless sign. A Pisces will lend you a hand anytime and give you anything you need when you ask for it and more! As a friend, the Fish is the one you go to for a piece of advice or a shoulder to cry on. This kindness shows in all relations the Fish has, because this is a generally kind and nurturing type, someone that always has something good to say about everyone they know. At the same time, the Fish are great dreamers. They love escaping into another world and because of this, they often have great appreciation for poetry, literature and other art forms; it gives them a glimpse of a place to run to.

Not to be forgotten is the spiritual side of the Pisces. When they are religious, they tend to follow their own ideas and feelings within a religion; they need to do what they feel is right. But more often, they are drifters, reading up, trying things out, taking daps from different cultures and beliefs, making a pallet of their own.

The month ahead:
Good news, Fishies; happy times are approaching for you! It is as if Spring is not only setting in in nature, but also in this particular sign. April will be all about living without restraining ties (something Pisces rarely enjoy, anyway) and facing the world with a careless attitude. Maybe a holiday is approaching, or maybe you are finally granted that moment of peace you’ve been craving for. In whatever form this period shows itself to you; enjoy it while it lasts!

The dark side of the Pisces:
As said earlier, the Fishies are very unpredictable. But that’s not always a good thing. They can be happy and chipper one second, and gloomy and moody the next, which can make the choice for a movie very difficult! The slightest word or gesture can send them right over the edge, sending them hiding in some dark cave. So for al the other signs with a Pisces nearby (especially fickle Air-signs); be prepared and stay on your toes. Oh, and bring a flashlight.

Aquarius (Realm Newsletter)


Period: January 21 – February 19
Element: Air
Colour: Turquoise
Stone: Turquoise

What the stars above Ulmo’s water tell the Aquarian:
Aquarians are generally intelligent, unorthodox and inventive, although they often appear to be eerily detached and personally uninvolved. As an idealist, you champion the highest principles, while at the same time being an independent thinker. You certainly resent being told what to do, although you can be quite co-operative when properly approached. Anyone who wants to get on side with you needs to see what must be done and share the load without being asked. In relationships, your intellectual approach makes you seem interested, but not particularly passionate or possessive. Of course you do not really lack passion, for when you focus your feelings, your passion is as intense as it is inspirational.

The month ahead:
The spotlight for you this month is on your area of personal income and resources. There are many unexpected changes in this area for you and you could be trying very different ways to increase your income. Your mate or partner will be supporting you in your new endeavours. Meanwhile you will have to make some personal adjustments and use some reorientation. You could be involved with some differences of opinion with your mate or partner as you seem not to have a very clear picture of what you really want. There seems to be a lot of fantasy that is clouding your reasoning.

The dark side of Aquarius:
The mad scientist spinning a windmill of opinions, many many opinions. But when confronted with opposing opinions, the Aquarian freezes and innocently asks, “What? Someone else has an idea other than mine? I don’t believe it.” Aquarians like to have the last word.

Capricorn (Realm Newsletter)


Period: 22 December – 18 January
Element: Earth
Colour: Brown
Stone: Garnet

What the stars above Ulmo’s water tell the Capricorn:
Any executive or team leader should be on their knees out of thankfulness for having one of these working for them, because Cappies are by far the hardest workers. Loyal, serious, stable, responsible and practical, this Goat will take any job on their shoulders when asked and follow it through to the end, a successful one most likely. As a subordinate, these are the purrrfect work-horses. But, when given the sceptre of rule, this sign will show quite a different side. ‘Cause the Cappie will be demanding and will expect that very same devotion and determinedness from anyone working under them. It’s all for a good cause though, because the Cappie just wants to get the job done in the best possible way. As a friend, the Goat is the pillar to lean on, the one to cling onto when the weather gets rough, because nothing will shake this one up. Good, logical and sensible advice is a big plus. 😉

The month ahead:
For Cappies, April will be all about finding your balance. Whether your job is demanding too much of you, your kids are wearing you down or your friends are taking up a chunk of you with their fun, leaving you no time for work whatsoever, now is the time to make a change. Don’t look at it as a horrible and tiresome task, because you’ll find the energy to take it on. What better time to revaluate and rebalance your life than at the dawn of Spring (and spring cleaning)? 🙂

The dark side of the Capricorn:
Cappies are brooders. They will always be brooding about something, and if they have nothing to brood about, they will brood about not having anything to brood about. The dark side is quite literal in this case; they are prone to moodiness and depressions, and are often fascinated by the dark side of life. This side of them is so very different from their usual stable disposition, that they even have an adjective attributed to them!* Now what other sign can say that?!

* capricious = moody, temperamental, whimsical